5 Tips For a Coachella Booty Call

Image via TimeOut.com

Image via TimeOut.com

It’s here, music fans! The Coachella Valley Music and Arts festival starts this weekend! In case you are one of the lucky ones making your trip to Indio, California for the music and drug pumped sflower crown bonanza, we’re gonna share some important hook up tips for all you singles looking for a fun, no-strings-attached hippie booty call. Save these and follow them into the desert wind!

1. Be friendly, social, and outgoing

There are 100,000+ people wandering the campgrounds and polo fields (where the concerts are) at any given moment. You have to make yourself KNOWN! Be friendly, say hi to everyone you meet, and exchange info. Even if you don’t end up hooking up with everyone you meet, you might as well make some connections at this massive gathering of like-minded folks! It’s a numbers game, guys – the more gorgeous singles you chat up, the more likely you are to GET SOME. It’s just math!

2. Be CLEAN and SAFE

Seriously, the dust, heat, sweat, and booze will be plentiful at this festival, where temps this weekend are reaching the low 90s. If you’re camping, showers aren’t as easy, but make time to hit the showers during the down time (afternoon or early evening when most people are inside the gates) and get yo’ scrub on. No one wants to get down and dirty when you’re like, seriously dirty. Oh, and while we’re at it, if you’re camping, make sure your tent doesn’t look like a troll threw up in it. It’s a festival, not a homeless camp. And of course, PRACTICE SAFE SEX. You’re gonna come home from the weekend with a cold, don’t add chlamydia to it.

3. Don’t get TOO f*cked up

It’s pretty common knowledge that a large majority of festival-goers will be intoxicated on some kind of substance, whether it’s alcohol, weed, or something, shall we say, stronger. However, wandering around in a rage like this dude is NOT cute. Keep your wits about you and you’re less likely to look a mess (and less likely to wake up in a tent you DON’T remember going to sleep in).

4. Spend time in the beer gardens

Even if you don’t feel like shelling out $9 for a Heineken (WHO DOES?), hanging out in the shady comfort of the beer garden during the day is a great place to a) meet singles who you know are OVER THE AGE OF 21, and b) down to sit for a chat for a while. Unlike the rest of the festival grounds, where people are usually in a hurry to get to the next show or are surrounded by a crowd of sweaty hippies, the beer garden is more likely to be quieter and more relaxed.

5. Don’t be desperate

In the same way that we tell OnlineBootyCall.com members to have fun, we’re reminding you to relax, and don’t put all your efforts into getting laid. The festival first and foremost is about enjoying music and hanging with friends. Finding a sexy booty call for the weekend is just a bonus. Plus, people look way more attractive when they aren’t hitting on everything that moves.

Not going to Coachella this weekend? Don’t worry, we got your booty call needs covered. Log into OnlineBootyCall.com to meet sexy, local, DTF singles looking for fun dates and casual hook ups… without having to brave the desert heat!