Thank God he doesn’t play football with this kind of hesitation: according to the Daily Mail, Oakland Radiers quarterback Jason Campbell was just hours away from getting married in the Dominican Republic when he got...

It’s always funny to see celebrities before they were famous, because it reminds you that they too are just weird, sloppy bags of guts attempting to make it in this world. And if said sloppy ball of guts happens to...

Helpful hint to anyone planning on rioting, vandalizing, and setting fire to things: don’t have a distinct facial feature that will get you caught, like say, TOTALLY OBVIOUS CROSSED EYES. According to the Daily Mail,...

I’m already over this week. If only I had THIS guy’s...

After a day chock full of massive, life-threatening breasts and tips on how to make this weekend absolutely booty-full, it’s time to wind down the day with a little weirdness to get you in the holiday weekend mood. I...

Did you know Monday is a holiday? I did not know until five minutes ago, which makes it NOT ONLY a three day weekend, but also a SURPRISE three day weekend! Merry Christmas/ and/or Presidents Day to me! I realize, though,...

With a title like that, you’d think this was going to a sexy, pleasant, easy opening post into Friday, wouldn’t you? But you’d be wrong, because instead this is a terrifying faceplant into the work day that...

Hey everyone, look! It’s another massive, death-defying new stunt in the middle of nature, just like I always dreamed of trying watching from my computer chair with a Snuggie on! This video appears to have been made by...

It’s just like the famous Shakespeare line goes: “If thou makest a song entitled ‘Stupid Hoe,’ thou surely be-ist a stupid ho.” We look forward to hearing how Nicki Minaj responds. If we get lucky,...