DEAR GOD, CAN YOU BELIEVE IT’S ALREADY APRIL?!?!?!? I’m starting to get nervous that I won’t get everything done that’s on my End Of The World Bucket List. I haven’t finished planting my...

Well, THIS was bound to happen – according to RadarOnline, one of the winners of this weekend’s MegaMillions lottery (the biggest amount for a lottery of all time) is coming under heat from her co-workers at...

The recent Trayvon Martin story has been confusing, heart-breaking, and at times infuriating. Whichever side you take, it’s clear that the loss of a young man is a tragedy, and that the justice system should...

Look, I understand that sex sells. After all, if it weren’t for that fact, this dating site wouldn’t exist. However, there are certain times when advertising companies lose ALL CREATIVITY and instead just throw a...

Did you buy a lottery ticket on Friday? I know I did. Despite the knowledge that the lottery is a “tax on the stupid,” I (and most everyone I knew) threw down a few dollars on the very minuscule chance that I...

Good morning, happy Monday, welcome to April, blah blah blah, now stop eating your Captain Crunch and prepare your gag reflex for the most disgusting news since that guy dude from Lost married that old woman pretending to...

Sometimes, you’re just having a bad day. A bad WEEK, even. You’re tired and grumpy and nothing tastes good and you just want to pull the covers over your head because the sun is too bright and sleep for a year or...

As a fairly short human being – no, let’s be honest – as a freakishly short human being, I am always impressed and proud when I see one of my fellow vertically-challenged compadres succeeding in a field...

I know that our generation is a bunch of people who, for some reason, really enjoy feeling uncomfortable and awkward and squirmy when they are watching TV and movies. That’s how The Office got so popular, and how this...