Beautiful Women Are Bad For Your Health
Well, finally an excuse for why you only date ugly chicks. Now you can say, “No man, I could have easily pulled that girl. But haven’t you heard that beautiful women are bad for your health? It’s all about longevity, man” or whatever it is that you men say when you’re with your “dudes.”
A recent study (which is far less exciting than the “fat kids get teased” revelation below) is stating that when men are around beautiful women (specifically ones that are “out of their league”) they experience very high levels of cortisol, a hormone related to anxiety. In fact, they nearly reach the level one would encounter right before jumping out of a plane. Talk about stress, huh?! And to make it worse, spiking levels of cortisol for a long period of time can lead to adult onset diabetes, hypertension, and impotence. So what’s the point of having an incredibly hot wife if you can’t even get it up?!
Moral of the story:
this is bad for you
and this, is not.
Read the full story at the Daily Mail
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