Best Summer Vacations to Find a Booty Call

Posted by BCU Girl on Jul 28, 2010 in Advice, Dating & Sex | 0 comments

I’ve probably irritated you enough with my constant whining about the dreary and miserable summer that San Diego’s been having, so I won’t bother you with that today, except for a little bit (WTF, OMG, WEATHER GODS, WTF), and instead will provide myself and other depressed San Diego-ites with some options: BCU’s best vacations to find a booty call.

1) A cruise

Pros: 5 to 7 days of drunken passionate boat sex? Sign me up.

Cons: The possibility of 5 to 7 days being trapped in the middle of the sea with a NUTJOB.

2) Hawaii/Bahamas/St. Tropez

Pros: Hitting an island hot spot during the summer almost 100% guarantees you’ll find another single someone on the prowl for some booty. Get down at the beach, at the hotel, in a cab… basically anywhere.

Cons: Possibility of island diseases and/or murder.

3) Miami

Pros: Hot weather, hot bods, hot booty calls.

Cons: Old people smell: not exactly an aphrodisiac.

4) Antarctica/Siberia/Patagonia

Pros: Oh, it’s below freezing? Better share this sleeping bag with me. Body heat will be our only savior!

Cons: You might die of hypothermia.

5) Your home town

Pros: Let’s be honest. Staying in your own town (or returning to a hometown) is generally the best way to get laid. The chances of running into an old high school sweetheart or a college fling is much higher in a place where you know at least a small percentage of the population. You might wanna hit the treadmill for a few hours before you go, though, because showing up 40 pounds heavier is a sure fire way to NOT get any action.

Cons: Let’s hope your ex from high school doesn’t think that a night knocking boots means you want to rekindle the marriage-bound love you once shared. Otherwise, well… good luck shaking that one off.