You know a video is good when it can potentially give you seizures, that’s what I’ve always said. Other things I’ve always said: THAT SH*T CRAY.

This gender-role-reversal video is pretty accurate, we’d say, especially the awkward “Mother Hen” friend who always tries to get their friends to leave when they aren’t getting hit on. Now if only chicks were ballsy enough to really be like that after a hook up. Sigh… someday…

You know how much I love awkward news moments. This, this, and THIS, are just a few of the videos that make me giggle uncontrollably like a kid who just heard a fart in class. So when this vid hit the internet from our neighbors to the north, I couldn’t help but share it. I mean, it has all my favorite things:

Correspondents attempting “normal” banter? Check.
Weird sexual innuendo? Check.
Correspondent realizing mistake and then unraveling in a hilarious downward spiral or shame and laughter? CHECK CHECK CHECK!

I remember when I heard that MIA would be making a guest appearance during Madonna’s halftime show performance, I was a little shocked. MIA prides herself on being anti-establishment, and the fact that she would perform during the most pro-capitalism event of the year seemed a little, um, off.

However, it all made sense when MIA decided to put a little unplanned spin on her appearance, dropping an S-bomb and flipping off the camera during her, Madonna, and Nicki Minaj’s performance of “Give Me All Your Luvin’”.

Some people are saying she was making a statement, others think she was being classless. I think the biggest crime was THAT OUTFIT.

What do YOU think of MIA’s bit of creative license?

To be fair, I would do the same thing if some douche in those shorts came up and started f***ing around with my breakfast. RUDE.

When Justin Bieber released a Christmas steampunk music video late last year, genuine steampunks (those people that walk around looking like futuristic broken clocks) were infuriated. How could this little twerp take their sacred lifestyle and share it with teenage girls? HE TOTALLY RUUUIIIIINED EVERYYYYTHIIIIIIIING.

So I wonder how they feel about the video from slightly-less-cheesy, but definitely still mainstream Nicki Minaj. Her video for the song Turn Me On featuring David Guetta is about as steampunk as you get, and let’s be honest – it’s pretty bad ass.

Any steampunks reading this? HOW DO YOU FEEL?

This morning I woke up, got out of bed, stumbled to the kitchen to get some coffee and pour a bowl of cereal, and then on my way to my computer, I tripped over the power cord to my laptop and it pulled my laptop off my desk and onto my foot and I spilled my coffee (on both myself and my laptop) and then I sat on the floor and almost cried while my dog stared at me like, “you are quite an idiot, human.”

But somewhere in the world, there are people that can do THIS on a daily basis. It takes all types, I suppose.

It’s exactly what I said it is, with a little bit of my terrified screaming and a side of vomit on my keyboard.

How was your weekend, everyone? Awesome? Did you hit the clubs? Meet a hot new booty call? Watch some football or basketball or soccer (haha, weirdo)? Well, whatever you did, stop thinking about it. IT’S OVER. STOP LIVING IN THE PAST.

Plus, you need to start working out, and I have JUST the plan for you:

I don’t know about you, but I’m feeling like I’m ready to hit the club and go side to side. Side side to side.