I would just like to take this time to give a summertime PSA to my fellow females (and certain males, I suppose), to remind them of the inherent danger in getting drunk and parading around in your bathing suit. I, as well...

Are fireworks legal in your state? They aren’t legal in California. So obviously, I definitely didn’t illegally obtain hundreds of dollars worth of weapons-grade explosives last weekend, and I definitely...

Oh man. You’d think that Friday morning would be one of those carefree, easy-peasy moments where you hear music with every step and say “hoo-wee, TGIF, eh?” to people in the elevator even when you normally...

Oh June. You brought us laughs, you brought us tears, you brought us a woman who shot breast milk from her teet at a police officer. Above all, you brought us summer, which we could not possibly be more excited for. As we...

I remember when we first heard that there were two different movies coming out this year about “friends with benefits” relationships, both starring hot guys (Ashton Kutcher and Justin Timberlake) and hot girls...

As an 18 year old aspiring “writer,” I once imagined myself living in the fast lane of New York City, living in a high rise and commuting on subways and seeing Broadway shows and wearing scarves and pizza and...

What’s that, young child? You want to know why a person would need to “escape” from a bathroom stall that locks from the inside? Well, let me tell you a little story, my son. When a man loves beer, and beer...

This morning my little brother graduated from high school. It was weird. Even as he walked across the stage and accepted his diploma, I was like “nope. Not happening. He is still wearing diapers and dancing to some...

Nothing starts off a Wednesday like a nice hearty 3:20 dose of $**#$&@(($)%)&!!@$#! (NSFW, f***ing...

As you know, we at BCU love to go through the search terms that people use to find the blog. They range from the silly to the strange to the downright bizarre and disgusting. However, the last week has been boring boring...