While I applaud the scientists at UC Berkeley for their thousands of man hours put into furthering the public’s knowledge of robotics, and am very impressed that they were able to make a machine capable of feeling...

So everyone, how was your weekend? Did you go to the drive-in or get a sweet in-pool beer pong table? Did you have delicious fish tacos accompanied  by frosty cold beer or margaritas or grain alcohol? Did you see some...

  You know when you’re in your car, and all of a sudden you realize there is a bee on the inside of the windshield, except it’s not a bee in your head, it’s like a great white shark sitting in your...

I don’t know if you ever saw Gone, Baby, Gone, but it was was a pretty damn good movie, what with the kidnapping and prostitution and drugs and whatnot, except for the fact that Casey Affleck played a badass? Which...

Dwyane Wade blocking childrens’ shots from John Karalis on Vimeo. Because nothing gives underprivileged youth the confidence to follow their dreams like having an NBA baller squash them like a disgusting little...

Timmy made headlines a while back with his Mickey Mouse PJ’d rendition of Lady Gaga’s ‘Bad Romance,‘ despite his chubby little muffin top and awkward dad/creepy uncle/mystery guy prancing around in...

Elderly Chinese men have the same right as you to sing rage-fueled, heart-broken girlfriend/cheating-boyfriend ballads as a part of a local news station’s Carrie Underwood themed Karaoke contest, you know. Just...

Here are two facts that you may not have known about me: 1) As a kid, I loved chicken McNuggets so much, I’d have eaten them morning, noon, and night, and also maybe at dusk, and at dawn, and every 15 minutes in...

These are the kinds of local news stories that I live for. Crazy midwestern pastor? CHECK. Tuesday morning stripper squad? CHECK. SWEET MULLET AND PORN STACHE? CHECK CHECK...

Step aside, Barack Obama. Basil Marceaux is the true master of spoken...