No one has perfect parents. When you are raised, you learn parenting habits from your own family that you, as an adult, either choose to emulate or do the opposite of. For example, I WILL make sure my children are involved...

The 85th annual Academy Awards were last night, and, um – they happened! People wore things! And won awards! And some didn’t win awards! And some used crutches in a way that screamed “PITY PARTY!” In...

Let me make it crystal clear that I think the upcoming Harmony Korine movie, Spring Breakers, looks terrible. It looks TERRIBLE! Look at it case you aren’t sure if it’s TERRIBLE: TERRIBLE. That being said, I...

How was everyone’s long weekend? Great? Not so great? Full of fun adventures or just lots of errand running? Did you meet a new potential booty call? Did you try foie gras for the first time? Did you FORGET it was a...

The Grammy’s were last Sunday, and I realized we didn’t talk about them. I then realized that it’s because no one really cares about the Grammy’s, or award shows in general, and the Grammy’s are...

I’d like to think a good majority of us celebrity gossipers aren’t totally stupid. We know that The Bachelor is about auditioning women for The Bachelorette. We know that Honey Boo Boo is a horrible abuse of an...

Ugh. I am such a hypocrite. I say I don’t like judgmental people, but if a girl is wearing spandex who shouldn’t be, you bet I’ll point it out to someone. I say it’s important to care about the...

I try my best not to make it obvious that I’m a LADY. I try and write as gender-inspecifically as possible, so that all readers can enjoy all the invaluable artistic knowledge I share with you. However, some juicy...

Of the 9 movies nominated for Oscars this season, I have seen one of them (it was Beasts of the Southern Wild and it was f***ing great – go watch it now). So you can imagine how little I’ve cared about this award...

In an age where men are often seen as perverts no matter what their intentions, it’s hard to distinguish between what is sexual and what is just a normal father-daughter relationship. Hulk Hogan is notorious for toeing...