This video provides an excellent how-to on what do do when you see a pretty woman on the subway that you are interested in. Take notes, boys, because this method, I’m pretty sure, is foolproof. I am not joking or in...
Top 5 Gift Ideas for...
posted by BCU Girl
Gift giving is a tough subject. You never know who you’re supposed to be getting a gift for, or how much money you should spend, or whether or not they’ll even like what you choose. And when you aren’t in...
5 Reasons December i...
posted by BCU Girl
I would just like to be the first to ask which one of you invented a time machine and sped time forward at 2x speed in the past twelve months. Because there is no way in hell that it is already December. I mean, it seems...
Eat Well For Better Erections
posted by BCU Girl
I’ve recently been on a Netflix streaming documentary kick, which means of course that I am now a certified genius in all areas from dinosaur fossilization to white power prison gangs and trickle-down economics. Send me your taxes and any possible bones you find in your backyard and I will take care of them while telling you a story about the KKK. All jokes aside, if there is one thing I feel much more educated about since my documentary-marathon, it is that Americans...
Getting Married Befo...
posted by BCU Girl
When I first read the headline for this Time Magazine article, I believed it was saying that those who get married before the age of 18 are probably have some preexisting mental issues, and I was taken aback. I knew that...
The Worst Advice Eve...
posted by BCU Girl
This is a joke, right? I mean, it has to be a joke. It can’t NOT be a joke, you guys, right? There is no way that Jeanne Marie Laskas (whoever the F*** THAT IS) is telling a woman to talk to her husband like a DOG,...
Gollum At a Wedding
posted by BCU Girl
I’m trying to think of like, a really biting and witty response to this man who jokingly invited a VERY dedicated actor dressed as the character Gollum from Lord of the Rings to be the ring-presenter at his OWN...
Learn To Flirt
posted by BCU Girl
Finally, a woman who knows how to land a man! (Just so we’re on the same page, THIS IS A JOKE. DO NOT FLIRT LIKE THIS WOMAN. SHE IS A TERRIFYING CREEP WITH A THICK ACCENT AND HORRIBLE SUIT DRESSES. ) Poor Melvin. He...
Sexting 101
posted by BCU Girl
In this day and age, where celebrities and politicians are getting their phones hacked and their text messages leaked, I think it’s time we have another sit down and talk about sexting. As you probably, know, sexting...
Reese Witherspoon Gi...
posted by BCU Girl
That headline might take the cake for biggest hype for the smallest payout, so apologies in advance… Reese Witherspoon made an appearance at the MTV Movie Awards this past weekend when she won the “My...

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