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You know what’s obnoxious? When you’re doing some online shopping for, oh, I don’t know, Belgian waffle irons because damnit you love Belgian waffles and you deserve to eat them everyday, and then BAM, on the side of the screen some cheesy ass dating site ad pops up that’s like, “this ridiculously hot 18 year old wants to make sex with you!” and you’re like, “Oh, I’m sure.”

Well, at OBC we don’t need ridiculous ads like that. Instead, we have weekly testimonials from real members who have found hook ups, booty calls, relationships, and even MARRIAGE on OBC, and we’re proud to share them with you. Check these out!

“I have been on OBC for a long time. I’ve met some nice people and some strange ones too, but just recently I met a great guy on OBC and we really hit it off. I think this one is a keeper. You never know who will cross your path, but when they do it is for a reason. Good luck and have fun!” Female, 45, Weatherford, TX

“I met somebody, thank you.” Male, 32, Brockton, MA

“This is a good social site. I enjoy it a lot, although the name says booty call I have met some very nice and interesting men. Only leaving because I found someone I’m trying to pursue on a serious note. Thanks!” Female, 49, Fort Worth, TX

“I’m engaged!!!!!” Female, 21, Catonsville, MD

“I met the greatest guy in the world. I truly feel like there was one person who was made for you and I found him through this site. Thanks OBC!” Female, 35, Elizabethtown, KY

“I met a nice guy on this site and we really love each other a lot… I think he’s the one for me!” Female, 34, Columbus, OH

‘It all started as therapy after we split up,’ he said. ‘Building every bit from scratch really helped me to deal with the stress of it all.’

‘To say I’m gutted is an understatement. It is my life’s work — and it looks like it’s going into a skip. I admit there were tears.’

Alleyne claims that to rebuild the faux-ship elsewhere it would cost up to 100,000 pounds.

You know what comes next, folks. Reason #44,990 not to get married: your selfish bitch of an ex-wife might take your years of work and flush them down the toilet.

In the wake of the Heidi Klum Seal Divorce Story That Rocked the World to Its Core Oh My God, it wouldn’t surprise me if many people began to question the merits of relationships completely. However, maybe it’s instead just time for us to find NEW ways to find love, instead of expecting some fairy tale romance.

Like, say, perhaps by meeting someone online, hooking up, having fun, and then realizing that you are, in fact, MADE FOR EACH OTHER. That is exactly what happened with the member who sent us this testimonial, and we bet it could happen to you, too!

“WELL, I NEVER LOOKED FOR ANYONE HERE. THE GUYS WOULD HIT ME UP, AND IF I WAS INTERESTED I WOULD RESPOND. WELL THIS GUY HIT ME UP AND HE WENT THROUGH THE FIRST 90 DAYS TO SEE IF WE WERE GOIN TO GET ALONG, AND HE PASSED THE 90 DAY PERIOD!

JUST BECAUSE THE NAME OF THIS SITE IS “ONLINEBOOTYCALL,” DOESN’T MEAN EVERYBODY IS JUST LOOKING FOR THAT. WHAT MADE HIM SPECIAL IS BECAUSE HE WANTS TO BE WITH ME, NOT JUST FOR SEX. THAT’S WHY IM DELETING MY PROFILE!” Female, 42, Nashville, TN

“I was lucky enough to meet the love of my life here, wonders never cease to amaze! Keep the faith people.” Female, 48, San Bernadino, CA

“Booty call turned into friends with benefits and that turned into EXCLUSIVE….all in one night. We clicked and that’s IT!”Female, 25, Fenton, MO

“Strange place to find love… After 4 years of calling each other for kinks, we are making it exclusive and official!!!!” Female, 44, Boulder, Colorado

Isn’t it sad that the holidays are over? Those two weeks when you have the inalienable right to be gluttonous and drunk and sleepy all the time are OVER, and now it’s The New Year and people are making “resolutions” and “eating healthier” and “being less lazy” and that sounds TERRIBLE to me. I would just like to be fat and buzzed for all time, but apparently that’s not “acceptable” or “healthy.”

The one thing that DOES make me happy about stepping back into reality, however, is the return of TESTIMOANIAL TUESDAY! The one day a week when we get to share in the joy that so many are finding on OBC!

Check it:

“I think I found a keeper thanks obc ;^)” Female, 26, Red Springs, NC

“Me and my boo meet on here three months ago. At first it was just talking on the phone, then meeting in person and before you know it, he asked me to be his woman. I’ve been happy ever since.” Female, 34, Stockton, CA

“Found the love of my life… Thank you OBC!” Female, 41, Venice, CA

With all the crummy celebrity marriages and divorces popping up like acne on the back of America, it’s not surprising that people are steering away from the old-fashioned way of finding a mate and looking for new ways to find love. This week, we have two testimonials… one from the site that’s a little bit NSFW, and one from Twitter! We love a good OBC romance just as much as the next person, so let’s read them, shall we?

“I met Mr Right and he was just that… he’s handsome with a long fat d*ck!” Female, 28, Washington DC

“So let me tell y’all how, my cousin met her current fiancé off OnlineBootyCall.com ..On my brothers grave son.” NiaCSays, via Twitter

It’s the holiday season and a lot of people are starting to feel lonely. It’s only natural, and even people who love being single feel a sting when they see couples holding hands and cuddling by a Christmas tree. You might think that OBC is only a place to meet casual hookups and hot booty calls, but guess what – people are finding love on OBC every day… and we have the testimonials to prove it!

“I met tons of hot ladies on this site. One thing that i didn’t expect was to meet someone that I would end up staying with. After 5 years of dating her, I realized that she was the coolest girl I ever met. We don’t fight, we don’t argue and to make a long story short, I met my soon to be wife on Onlinebootycall.com! Thanks guys!! “ Male, 44, Youngstown, OH

“Thanks..Ill be back too :-)” Female, 41, Los Angeles, CA

“I met someone on this site and really dont need it anymore. But if it doenst work out ill be back…thank you” Female, 45, Bremerton, WA

“Thanks guys!!” Male, 52, Stone Mountain, GA

“I believe I met my potential mate on this site. We’ve been dating for 6 months, he’s more than I could have dreamed for.” Female, 41, St Louis, MO

“Even though we live many miles apart. I finally found the one person I want to spend the rest of my life with. Thanks to OBC!!” Female, 27, Williamson, WV

“Met someone from your site that I’m interested in and in order take it seriously I need to not continue looking for others :)” Female, 30, Lithia Springs, GA

“I am very happy with this site. I met and married my husband because of this site. We are expecting our first child together.” Female, 32, Spring Lake, NC

“Met someone who was supposed to be a booty call. She was more beautiful then any picture she had posted on here and we had a ton in common. We’ve been dating for a couple months now and I got OBC to thank.” Male, 26, Bronx, NY