Question: how long are Thanksgiving leftovers okay to eat? I mean, I polished off the mashed potatoes last night, but I still have stuffing and turkey left, and it’s almost lunch time, but I don’t want to eat them and then be stuck with my head in the toilet for the night, you know? So if someone could get back to me on the edibility of 5 day old stuffing and turkey I’d really appreciate it. Sorry, back on topic. This week’s testiMOANials basically list...

So, okay, hear me out: this is a Tuesday of a four day week, right? Which sort of kind of makes it a Wednesday? But you can’t have a week without a Monday, so it’s basically like this week just didn’t even HAVE a Tuesday which basically makes it the best week ever. On top of that, since we’re pretending it’s Wednesday, that means it’s hump day which is my favorite day of the week! All of these nonsensical statements can be ignored, but these...

This week’s testiMOANials continue the the trend of couples who only intend on having fantastic booty calls, but end up falling in L-O-V-E. It makes us wonder if starting as a booty call is the best way to start a relationship! Maybe courting and going on awkward dates is a thing of the past, and now having awesome, no-strings-attached sex is the new first date? FINGERS CROSSED. “Neither one of us were looking for anything serious. As we spent more time together,...

People often say that they don’t believe in dating sites because of the lack of a female presence. Or, in less kind terms, IT IS A SAUSAGE FEST. And for most dating sites, we’d agree this is true. However, after analyzing this week’s member delete reasons, we realize that OBC clearly does NOT have this problem. This Tuesday, our testiMOANials have a distinctly lady-scent to them. That’s right – we have five new testimonials for you, and...

Yesterday’s Columbus Day holiday put me in a great mood this morning. I woke up refreshed and alert and excited to start the day and NOT AT ALL Tuesday-ish, which usually involves me grumbling around until my 6th cup of coffee. So I have decided to take a new stance on Tuesdays. Tuesdays can be fine! They can be just as lovely as any other day of the week! And now that Tuesdays are the proud displayer of Tuesday TestiMOANials, they are even better. You hear that, Tuesday?!...