Did you know Monday is a holiday? I did not know until five minutes ago, which makes it NOT ONLY a three day weekend, but also a SURPRISE three day weekend! Merry Christmas/ and/or Presidents Day to me! I realize, though,...

This video provides an excellent how-to on what do do when you see a pretty woman on the subway that you are interested in. Take notes, boys, because this method, I’m pretty sure, is foolproof. I am not joking or in...

Gift giving is a tough subject. You never know who you’re supposed to be getting a gift for, or how much money you should spend, or whether or not they’ll even like what you choose. And when you aren’t in...

I would just like to be the first to ask which one of you invented a time machine and sped time forward at 2x speed in the past twelve months. Because there is no way in hell that it is already December. I mean, it seems...

When I first read the headline for this Time Magazine article, I believed it was saying that those who get married before the age of 18 are probably have some preexisting mental issues, and I was taken aback. I knew that...

This is a joke, right? I mean, it has to be a joke. It can’t NOT be a joke, you guys, right? There is no way that Jeanne Marie Laskas (whoever the F*** THAT IS) is telling a woman to talk to her husband like a DOG,...

I’m trying to think of like, a really biting and witty response to this man who jokingly invited a VERY dedicated actor dressed as the character Gollum from Lord of the Rings to be the ring-presenter at his OWN...

Finally, a woman who knows how to land a man! (Just so we’re on the same page, THIS IS A JOKE. DO NOT FLIRT LIKE THIS WOMAN. SHE IS A TERRIFYING CREEP WITH A THICK ACCENT AND HORRIBLE SUIT DRESSES. ) Poor Melvin. He...

In this day and age, where celebrities and politicians are getting their phones hacked and their text messages leaked, I think it’s time we have another sit down and talk about sexting. As you probably, know, sexting...