As you’d expect, the OBC staff loves a good booty call. In and out in half an hour and free to go on with your nightly business is generally our preferred method, but there are other fun types — morning hookups,...

There are few things on the internet that give us as much pre-teen giddiness as a flirty Facebook chat. If you’re like me, you’re generally repulsed everytime you hear the little *clink* of a Facebook chat...

As our miserable gloomy July finally recedes and the beautiful summer we expected all along arrives, you’ll notice many similarities between folks out and about. Less clothing, bigger smiles, most likely, an icy cold...

I write this post with a heavy heart, as currently San Diego looks less like our beautiful, sunny city and more like Seattle or Ireland or some terrible frigid place where water falls from the sky in the middle of July. How...

You know how sometimes you have those moments when a little voice in your head that tells you to do weird, creepy stuff? Like open your neighbors mail or look in someone’s window? But you don’t do it because that...

You guys. YOU GUYS. This is really important. Shut up. We have to change allegiances. I love the US of A (re: previous post) but right now, we all need to take one for the team and start cheering for Paraguay. I don’t...

Back in my day, condoms were made of discarded snake skins! I had to watch 5 miles, in the snow, uphill BOTH WAYS, to pick them up from a witch doctor with a lazy eye!  ON TOP OF THAT, you had to rubber-band them around...

Summertiiiiime, and the livin’s easy… That’s right, I just quoted Sublime, which is completely inappropriate at any other time of the year except this. THAT’S RIGHT, GUYS, Summer is officially, 100%...

Talk about signs from the heavens – Richard Butler, a Knoxville, TN man recently decided that he was going to take a big, ill-fated step when he purchased an engagement ring and planned a trip to a local mountaintop...

If in an elevator with P Diddy/Puff Daddy/Howdy Doody orwhateverhe’scalled, there are many thoughts that might run through one’s head. Do I acknowledge him? Do I nod and say hi? Do I say “I love your...