I gotta admit, this Tuesday isn’t that bad. Maybe it’s because I’ve had the joy of seeing two total twats embarrass themselves on national television, maybe it’s because I had ice cream for...

Sure, we learned this morning that Tuesdays are a TEENY-TINY-ITTY-BIT better than Mondays in ONE respect: people aren’t as worried about STDs on Tuesdays. Fine! FINE. That doesn’t change the fact that Tuesdays...

I suppose there is at least ONE reason to like Tuesdays more than Mondays – according to a Danish study, people worry most about STDs and AIDS (and call hotlines about them) on Mondays, likely because they have...

I hate scary movies. They give me nightmares and make me nervous in my own house and make me wary of every person on the street because apparently just about anyone can be a unkillable murdering psycho-clown and you...

You know, this Tuesday hasn’t been so bad. It’s cooled down in San Diego, Football has started (which has made both Sundays AND Mondays much more bearable), and Fall TV starts this week. Everything in the world...

If I had to think of the top five ways that I’d NOT want to be found dead, I’d say that “naked, wearing a dog collar, in a hot tub” would probably be #2, just barely above “with heroin in my...

I recently watched an episode of Anthony Bourdain’s ‘No Reservations’ show where he talked about “going bamboo,” or vacationing to a country so amazing that you end up staying forever. This...

When I first read the headline for this Time Magazine article, I believed it was saying that those who get married before the age of 18 are probably have some preexisting mental issues, and I was taken aback. I knew that...

So, not only is this a TUESDAY BLUESDAY, but it’s also the Tuesday after a holiday weekend… which makes it, like, 100, maybe 500 times worse? Luckily for you we’re going to brighten your afternoon with a...