Sometimes a person, and I won’t say who, forgets that it’s a three-day weekend and therefore forgets that Tuesday is the first day of the week and THEREFORE forgets to post the weekkly testiMOANials. Sometimes that just happens and that person is very sorry that they forgot but they realize their mistake so you shouldn’t really give them a hard time about it and they started work extra early on Wednesday (even though they worked at Mardi Gras last night till 3...

Well, it’s here, everyone. The day when a weird, vomitty shade of pink is the only color in sight, when restaurants are packed with dozens of extra tables and their prices are jacked up 30%, when half of women in relationships are giddy and obnoxious and carrying around roses and the other half are so pissed off you can see lightning bolts shooting from their heads. It’s VALENTINE’S DAY. “Sounds like you’re a little bitter,” you might say....

After nearly 30 weeks of TestiMOANial Tuesdays, OnlineBootyCall got a little press about the matchmaking service we didn’t know we ran! We were just as surprised as you might have been that a website like OBC would help people find more than just booty calls, it helps them find love! With countless romantic stories (and one fairy tale romance in particular) we had to share our story with the world. Head over to PR Newswire to read the whole story, and share it with...

Sometimes you wake up in the morning in a great mood for absolutely no reason. You spring out of bed with a smile on your face and all seems right with the world and yet you haven’t even had your coffee yet! I’m in one of those moods today, can you guess why? Is it the fact that it’s Super Bowl weeked? Well, yes, but more on that later. Is it because I drank some weird Chinese tea last night that I suspect had opium in it? MAYBE, but no! It’s because of...