This week’s testiMOANials range from the cute to the flirty to the all-out raunchy… and we’re okay with all of ‘em. Here are OBC’s top 5 testimonials of the week! 1) “Met someone who is...
THIS is How You Quit...
posted by BCU Girl
According to the source, a young employee at a Taco Bell in decided to make a bold exit from his position at fast food chain Taco Bell after his manager (Adam, apparently) refused to let him have Fourth of July off despite...
Russian Woman Beats ...
posted by BCU Girl
Now this is the kind of abuse we like from women! According to a reports, a Russian hairdresser was working in her salon when a man entered the front door, intending to rob the place. Unbeknownst to him, the thin blonde...
Weirdest Burglary/Se...
posted by BCU Girl
I am going to provide this story word-for-word, with no paraphrasing, because it is just too funny to tamper with: “A man wearing only a rain coat was taken into police custody after a garage burglary and sexual...
Fan Presenter Awkwar...
posted by BCU Girl
I saw this story yesterday, but was so overwhelmed by a sense of second-hand embarrassment that I couldn’t bring myself to post it. Now that the dust has settled a bit and I feel less like throwing up, I figured...
Go The F*** To Sleep
posted by BCU Girl
I don’t have any kids, so I am not yet familiar with the sleepless nights and restless days associated with babies and teething toddlers. Based on a large percentage of my middle-of-the-night Facebook news feed,...
Hugh Hefner’s ...
posted by BCU Girl
In ‘surprising’ news, 24 year old Crystal Harris called off her wedding to 85 year old Playboy magnate Hugh Hefner. According to his Twitter, Crystal “had a change of heart,” but other reports are...
Anthony Weiner Apolo...
posted by BCU Girl
We don’t normally talk politics on BCU, because I mean, boo, who cares, everyone sucks, but the recent news about New York congressman Anthony Weiner and his accidental tweeting of a picture of his underwear-clad junk...
Most WTF Search Terms: Volume 5
posted by BCU Girl
I don’t know if you heard the news, but Harold Camping, the wet toothpick who runs FamilyRadio, has said that the Rapture DID happen. It was just a “spiritual rapture,” and the true biz-nass is going down on October 21st, just like he said before. Good to know – at least we get to enjoy the whole summer before we all fall into massive fissures in the Earth’s crust or whatever, right? Until then, let’s just go about our business like nothing...
Obviously Obvious Ne...
posted by BCU Girl
As a bleeding heart hippie liberal who thinks we should all ride bikes everywhere and have free health care, I tend to treat Fox News Station the way I would a senile great-grandfather. Lots of eye-rolling,...

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