Memorial Day is frequently considered the start of Summer. Finally May Gray has ended, and assuming your state doesn’t suck and have to deal with June Gloom, it’s sunshine and bathing suits from here until...

I was never really a fan of Shrek. I mean, sure it had some funny parts, and any movie with a character named “Puss” is gonna make me laugh like a pre-pubescent boy, but as a whole, the Shrek trilogy (four-logy?)...

When I think of the E! channel, I generally think of a dirty syringe full of an unknown drug that a homeless person might find in a dumpster. It’s absolutely the most repulsive idea in the world to inject yourself with...

Oh, America. Always coming up with easier, more awful ways to do things that are already easy and also awful. Hooray! Vodka eyeballing is the newest, hottest fad to hit the college crowd, and it’s exactly what you...

In this weeks edition of Obviously Obvious News, we learn that people get belligerently drunk during the World Cup! What?! Wow. Thank you science, because I definitely couldn’t have figured that out myself from...

I remember the first time I read the Harry Potter series when I was about 11. The books were so engrossing and well-written that for a short period of time (8 or so more years) all I wished was that I too could be a wizard....

I am, as you know, completely unqualified to discuss anything having to do with Lost, the monumental ABC show that ended this… what… Sunday? I don’t even know. However, I do enjoy wondering what stars of...

Talk about  party poopers. A Chinese computer science professor was recently arrested and jailed for 3 and a half years for admitting to holding orgies, or as he called them, “swinging games,” which sounds more...

I remember May 21st vividly. Opened my laptop, connected it to my monitor, double clicked on Chrome (Chrome FTW!) and BAM POOF ZING, there it was. Google Pac-Man. I managed to avoid procrastinating on BCU material for most...

MySpace brought us a lot of awesome things. A way to avoid homework for 6 hours, rediscovering why you hated that kid in elementary school, and stalking ex-boyfriends while silently hating everything about them are a few of...