I don’t think that’s what they meant, Lil Tee.

HOW DID THIS STORY GET PAST ME? A VIRGIN, AMATEUR PORN, AND SPERM DONATION ALL IN ONE STORY? WHY DIDN’T YOU GUYS TELL ME ABOUT THIS? According to Gawker, a 36-year-old guy is making waves in the media for his erm,...

Remember a couple years ago when the New Jersey government came forward and said “do not let the cast of The Jersey Shore skew your opinion of this state. We are not all drunk, orange-tinged asshats with no...

It’s 2012, folks. My iPhone can be used as a remote control, I ate a vegan chocolate chip cookie last night, and I was in a car yesterday that can park itself. Pretty much, things are moving forward. Except Ohio,...

You know how sometimes you’re at a concert for a band or musical group you really like, and the curtain raises and BOOM, they start playing your favorite song? And you’re like YEEEEAHHHH I LOVE THIS SONG but then...

I try and keep my prejudices to a minimum. After years of Anthropology classes, I have learned that a trend of instances does not constitute a fact, and that people are a product of their surroundings, not their race. So I...

UMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM. Happy Hump...

Because nothing says romance like bite-size burgers that chubby stoners worship, THAT’S WHAT I ALWAYS SAY....

Stealing is clearly wrong, and stealing from a small grocery store is DEFINITELY wrong, and stealing BOOZE in front of your child is absolutely, 100% wrong, but you gotta give this lady credit… she’s got thighs...

How was everyone’s weekend? Good? family-filled? Did you put on 15 pounds? I did. But what I definitely didn’t do was hit the halls for the post-Christmas madness. I absolutely refuse to get shoved around and...