Good afternoon, y’all. The weekend is so close we can almost taste it, but before you put on those hooker heels and start tossing back tequila shots, let us recap what we’ve learned this week, eh? (Do you like...

Yesterday, three Cleveland women and a fourth 6-year-old girl were rescued from a house in which they had been kept captive for the past DECADE. Not many details have been released, but what is known is that Amanda Berry,...

This was another great week on BCU! We did so many activities! Let’s just jump right in so you can get outta those work clothes and head out for a weekend of debauchery sensible drinking and low-calorie, healthy...

You know, America really is a big ol’ hypocrite. One minute it’s saying, “hey! Pull yourself up by your bootstraps and get a job and make a life for yourself!” and “the government doesn’t...

I normally try to keep the news on OBC light-hearted and fun, and have often ignored big(ish) news stories on the basis that they were a huge bummer and I didn’t feel like casting a shadow over the whole day. However,...

The second NFL tragedy in two weeks… yikes. Cowboys DT Josh Brent is facing charges of intoxication manslaughter after drunkenly crashing his car and killing his passenger, practice team member Jerry Brown Jr....

Kansas City Chiefs linebacker Jovan Belcher shocked the nation by shooting and killing his girlfriend, then going to the stadium and shooting himself in front of his coaches and other team personnel. [Kansas City Star] Some...

Wal-Mart workers staged a walkout on Black Friday. Seriously: GOOD LUCK, GUYS. [ Common Dreams] When Oprah says that something isn’t profitable, you believe her. [DailyMail] Two Colts cheerleaders shaved their heads...

Did anybody stay up late enough to watch Obama’s acceptance speech last night? It was LAAAAATE, dude! All you on the East Coast were hanging on till past 1 am, and my old decrepit body was just barely keeping from...

This is probably as relevant to BCU as a poop stain is to a Miss America Pageant (good comparison or BEST comparison?), but I just had to share the mind-blowingly disappointing news that George Lucas has officially sold...