News Station Accidentally Tweets Gay Porn Oct09

News Station Acciden...

Oh gaaaawd it’s my worst nightmare. Have you ever opened the browser on your phone to show someone the sweet new car you’re thinking of buying, only to accidentally open it to your last visited page (a Google...

Couple Arrested For Sex On Roof of Chipotle Jul15

Couple Arrested For ...

Sometimes you just don’t know when THE MOOD will hit. Maybe it’s in the middle of a first date dinner when you found out the chick across from you likes Die Hard as much as you. Or while walking down the street...

Ladies Are Going Crazy Over this Handsome Felon Jun20

Ladies Are Going Cra...

You may remember a few years ago when this gorgeous law-breaker’s mugshot went viral – guys around the world created memes declaring their love for the blue-eyed, pouty lipped stunner. Yesterday, though, a new...

Porn Star Wants to Bang 23 Guys on Her 23rd Birthday Jan31

Porn Star Wants to B...

If you’re a sports fan (or a beer fan) (or an onion dip fan), chances are you’ve already mentally checked out and plan to spend the last 6 hours of the “work week” making online Super Bowl bets and...

Cop Has Mistress Call 911 to Hook Up Jan21

Cop Has Mistress Cal...

You know how sometimes you’re at work, and you’re like “ugh, I wish I wasn’t here, I wish I was off gettin’ booty somewhere”? Well, one Florida cop decided to stop wishing and start...

Kids Not Allowed to Say Hump Day Anymore Oct10

Kids Not Allowed to ...

I… I just don’t know what to think of this. On one hand, COME ON. There are people in offices who do this on a daily basis (I’m looking at you, Craig. Seriously, it’s not funny anymore) and no one is...

Old Man Murders Wife For Putting Bottle Cap On Too Tight Sep23

Old Man Murders Wife...

Welcome back, #teamSINGLE! How was your weekend? Did you get to use some of our tips for getting laid? Or did you, like someone I know, get thrown against a wall by a bout of the flu so bad it felt like maybe your insides...

DO Join OBC. Don’t Have Sex With Teenagers. Jul15

DO Join OBC. DonR...

After a recent string of stories about desperate folks resorting to horribly creepy and illegal acts in order to get laid, I have decided to begin a new series of posts about reasons to join OBC, thereby avoiding the...

This Week on BCU Jun28

This Week on BCU

Ugh, what a boring week. Seriously – I was on a HUNT for some juicy gossip, something super weird, ANYTHING that would make you go WTF, but nothing happened! It’s like the world forgot that we have millions upon...

This Week on BCU Jun07

This Week on BCU

When do you think we’ll have a week that isn’t punctuated by awful news? It seems like every week there’s a hurricane or a tornado or a bombing or a violent protest. It kinda makes you wonder if the Earth...