I remember when I got my first cell phone. I was 17. It was this weird bubbly lookin’ Kyocera thing, and my parents (smart as they were) picked a pay-as-you-go plan so that I wouldn’t end up accidentally charging...
Did Anthony Weiner T...
posted by BCU Girl
Good morning! Great start to today with a little “Oh god oh god oh god, what did I do what did I do?!!” news. Sometimes I think smartphone interface designers don’t have our best interests in mind. I know...
Tupac is Still Alive
posted by BCU Girl
HA! I GOT YOU TOO! I wish that hackers did this more often… silly April Fools-like pranks that make gullible people e-mail and Tweet each other incessantly until they realize they’ve been tricked. You know,...
Best News Headline E...
posted by BCU Girl
After watching shows like Cops, and seeing and hearing about the horrific crimes that happen on a daily basis, it’s really no wonder why many cops are such a**holes. They perform a thankless task and risk their lives...
‘Teach Me How ...
posted by BCU Girl
Everyone from club goers to old people to NFL stars to the First Lady herself knew the ‘Teach Me How to Dougie’ dance and its song’s catchy chorus, so it’s with a sad heart that we report singer...
IS IT RACIST? Sarah ...
posted by BCU Girl
You know, I hate to be the person that pulls the race card all the time. I totally consider myself to be an open-minded individual who understands that human beings are fallible, and there are coincidences, and not...
Obama Releases Birth Certificate, Donald Trump Rui...
posted by BCU Girl
In a moment which should have been a victory for everyone in the nation who isn’t a racist a**hole, President Obama pulled some strings with the Hawaiian government, thus allowing the long form of his birth certificate to be released this morning. It will most likely be the talk of all major news corps for the next couple months, and could potentially change the state of political discourse, considering it was the main (only) platform on which many Obama-haters stood...
USC Student Goes at ...
posted by BCU Girl
In what is simultaneously awesome and sorta kinda douche-ville, we recently learned of a viral story about a USC Kappa Sigma member who was photographed having VERY public sex. As in, “on the edge at the top of the...
Massive Earthquake i...
posted by BCU Girl
Being that this blog is generally centered around sex and celeb gossip and the occasional poop joke, you might not take us very seriously when it comes to real, hard-hitting news. However, in my year or so writing for BCU...
Black People Told to...
posted by BCU Girl
There is a “stereotype” that African-American movie-goers tend to be more “vocal” during their film-watching experience. That if you were to say, check out a horror film, that the African-American...

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