GENIUS ALERT. GENIUS ALERT. I REPEAT, THERE IS A GENIUS ON THE LOOSE. BEWARE OF TRUTH...

ABC 7 News later redacted and corrected the error, not that it matters. TRIPLE CHECK YOUR TWEETS,...

I’ll be honest: i f***ing LOVE my Snuggie. I know it’s a total gag gift, and when I received three of them from family members a couple years ago for Christmas, I should have laughed it off and donated them to...

LUNCH BREAK, everyone! And by lunch break I mean stop eating lunch because OH MY GOD YOU’RE ABOUT TO THROW UP FOR SURE. (note: I am aware that I probably should rename this blog “The Official Advertisement Blog...

Sometimes I get nervous walking near the china and glass area of department stores because I am scared I’ll get an irrepressible urge to knock everything off the shelves. The same fear happens near cliff edges, because...

Well, it looks like Ben and Jerry’s ice cream company has decided to jump on the recent racism trend that has exploded since the success of Knicks star Jeremy Lin. According to Gothamist, the Vermont-based company...

Helpful hint to anyone planning on rioting, vandalizing, and setting fire to things: don’t have a distinct facial feature that will get you caught, like say, TOTALLY OBVIOUS CROSSED EYES. According to the Daily Mail,...

After a day chock full of massive, life-threatening breasts and tips on how to make this weekend absolutely booty-full, it’s time to wind down the day with a little weirdness to get you in the holiday weekend mood. I...

With a title like that, you’d think this was going to a sexy, pleasant, easy opening post into Friday, wouldn’t you? But you’d be wrong, because instead this is a terrifying faceplant into the work day that...