I always feel bad when I’m writing a snarky anti-marriage article and it comes to my attention that there are allegations of abuse in the story. Whether or not I think marriage is a death trap has nothing to do with...

Sometimes I worry that YouTube has too many normal, boring, completely mundane videos, don’t you? Like, come ON. What an utterly boring and too-normal way to start a Friday, if you ask...

        Um, WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAATTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT? Have a nice Thursday, everyone. Via...

Do you do yoga? I love yoga. It’s calming, a great workout, and has been shown to improve your sex life. And the instructors are great inspiration because they tend to have some of the most bangin’ bodies in the...

I don’t know about you guys, but here in San Diego having cable is like, the WORST. No matter which company you decide to go with, you can really only count on three things – 1) it will suck, 2) it will be...

Real quick question for the Midwest and South: WHAT IS IN THE WATER OVER THERE? Hey – I’m the first to admit that the West coast has its share of people with a screw or two loose, but it seems like every story I...

If you’re in my generation (that is Generation: Didn’t Have Cell Phones In Junior High But Started Facebook so Suck It), you’ll remember the nights rewinding through Disney movies to see the supposed boners...

I have come to terms with the fact that the most people who read this blog (or accidentally come across it and close it immediately) are weirdos. Creeps, weirdos, freaks, nutjobs, psychos, and pervs. But it’s fine,...

Oh god. OH GOD. Please, no. No. NO NO NO NO NO THIS CAN’T BE HAPPENING WHYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY?   I take back what I said earlier. There is no...

You may only know this because of the dozens of depressing commercials during yesterday’s football games, but Sunday was the tenth anniversary of 9/11 – the day when two terrorist-hijacked planes flew into the...