I just… and I, um. It’s like… This video… is, like… okay I wouldn’t say it’s… I just- you know? Like, it’s 2013, and… I just… would think maybe, um… I...

It’s Monday! It’s early. I’m tired. Are you tired? Did your weekend go longer than normal because you followed our tips from Friday? Probably not, weekends know your tricks too well. Welp, it’s...

Some days, you just feel off. Maybe you ate something weird last night that’s not agreeing with your stomach. Or you watched a sad documentary that’s put you in a bummer mood. Or maybe you’re in the midst...

Sometimes you wake up with a creeping self-doubt that really sticks a wrench in your day. You’re stressed about money, or relationship stuff, or family strife or health issues, or whatever. Maybe you think, jeez, I am...

Good morning, everyone! How are we this morning? Anyone waking up after a weekend at Coachella, or about to go to sleep for the first time in three days after Coachella? Cool, see you on Wednesday after you sleep it off....

Beyond the fact that a grown man is doing this, beyond the fact that he is in a public eating establishment, and beyond the fact that he is SO TINY, if I had one issue with this video, it’s that you should NOT FLIP...

Presented without comment. I’m going to see if I can scrub this image from my brain with a margarita. Have a great hump-day-evening....

After learning yesterday about the Japanese “girlfriend coat,” and now this story about a Tennessee politician who exposed himself to women WHILE DRIVING 90 MILES AN HOUR ON THE FREEWAY, I have to wonder why...

Uh yes, I’ll take Japanese Things That Are Incredibly Depressing and Also Slightly Creepy for $400,...

Here’s one I don’t think they’ve had on 1000 Ways To Die – death by receiving a foot up ones ass… and not in the figurative sense. According to Gawker, two men in Russia got into a drunken...