It’s beginning earlier and earlier these days: the mental disease I have dubbed “maritally induced insanity.” Although it usually takes a few years for people to start going nuts and stabbing each other...

Paris in the fall… so romantic, so beautiful, so aerial view of a penis drawn in the snow from the Eiffel tower. What a lovely way to wake up on a Wednesday morning, right? Happy hump day,...

dilligaf-rants.blogspot.com I’m sorry, let me rephrase that. A FORTY-SEVEN YEAR OLD man castrates his SEVENTEEN YEAR OLD daughter’s FIFTY-SEVEN YEAR OLD boyfriend. So many different types of sevens that...

Ah, Christmas. The joy, the tradition, the cheer, and the 38,446th reason to stay single. The lovely Karen Lueders of Winsonsin (shown in the mug shot above) must not have been feeling the love of the holiday season Monday...

You: “Oh look at this group of friends, having so much f-… wait, WAIT, is that girl naked?!!! Holy GOD she is! I mean, that’s sort of really weird. That angle is just… and her boob is sort of…...

why don’t you just sleep with this guy if you love hair so much? via eatliver.com What is the deal with our glorification of mustaches these days? What with Movember and the influx of hipsters rocking face fur that...

People express their anger in many ways. Some take constructive direction and paint, or play music, or write in a journal. Others throw chairs at each other at a 24-hour breakfast restaurant. However, I think we can say that...

You read right: the former president of the United States, best known for retaining a surplus in the budget, having an extremely high approval rating, and supporting gays serving openly in the military getting a blowjob...

Some things are just unprecedented. Like when the lightbulb was first invented, people must have been like, I don’t know what to call this! Is this a special candle with a shell? I don’t understaaaand! Not unlike...

Hey, I’m the first to admit that sometimes “The Urge” comes, and there is just really nothing that is going to stop you from, well, “popping one off.” That’s one of the many times...