Technology. It really is amazing in so many ways. It improves our quality of life, makes education more accessible, and even saves lives. However, it also makes idiotic things very, very public. Incidents that may have been...

You know when it’s around 12 o’clock, and your tummy starts a-rumblin’ and you begin to brainstorm the many things you’d love to have for lunch? Perhaps you’ll grab a slice of pizza, or maybe a...

I feel like I should add a tab to my news feed for “bath salts,” but I am afraid that all I’d get would be Bath and Body Works sale alerts. However, had I an alert, I would have heard earlier about this...

I was beginning to think, excitedly, that perhaps the Darwin effect was working on all the dumb criminals out there. Maybe they were all finally in jail, or witnessed the carnage on their fellow idiots and decided to stay...

I guess I understand the appeal of breaking a world record in sports. It would be an incredible feeling to know that you were (faster/stronger/better at throwing crap) than anyone else on the planet, at least for the...

  Let’s get one thing clear – I am not a smart person. I mean, I can read and like, add things together (I definitely can’t subtract at all) and sometimes can figure out a crossword puzzle okay, but I do...

You thought that video of a teen on a cell phone was bad? Well, it was. That kid was dumb. But this guy takes the cake for crazy. Then again, I suppose if you were homeless and really needed a place to stay, you might do...

In the dog eat dog world of Dumb Criminal Offs, the stakes are continually pushed to the limits of stupidity, making each week more and more difficult for the competitors. Especially when you have a state like Florida, which...

I never thought I’d say someone was taking recycling too far, but leave it to a so-called artist to push the envelope into gross-town. Conceptual artist Cherry Tree (aka Charity Blansit, but apparently that...

If I were to think of the least sexual person on the face of the planet… the number one person that I would not like to picture naked in the throes of passion, the top human being in the world who I would rather gouge...