Well, football is over. That’s it until nex- well, okay, until the draft, which is in April, but that still leaves us with two and a half months of football-less America. And I don’t know about you, but I would rather throw myself off a cliff. Not only is the season over, but we kinda went out with less of a bang and more of a fizzle, huh? I mean, the game itself was pretty exciting I guess, with the Steelers making a valiant attempt to close the 21 – 10 gap...

I wonder what it’s like to wake up in Green Bay or Pittsburgh today. It’s Friday, and you’re going to work, and you have to behave like an adult, but also IT’S MFing SUPER BOWL WEEKEND, EVERYONE! I bet that’s how it is in offices all over those two cities. A bunch of decoy Excel sheets hiding tabs upon tabs of Super Bowl predictions and e-mail arguments about whose quarterback is going to rape who elses tight end. In San Diego, on the other hand,...

This is my favorite post of this week, where we at BCU impart to you, the readers, some great tips on how to throw a totally awesome Super Bowl party. With it being Thursday, you’ll need to get a start tonight, because the grocery store on Sunday morning is going to be a cluster f*** of middle aged men walking around grabbing everything they see without a cart because it’s too late to go back, GO GO GO! and trust us, you do not want to get in their way. So print this...

  Green Bay Packers. Pittsburgh Steelers. Two teams from two cities that I neither know nor care ANYTHING about. Actually no – I think one of them likes cheese or something? Maybe? Either way, the Super Bowl is this weekend, and despite it having not one team that I am even vaguely interested in, we still have to make the most of it, by hosting your own BCU approved Super Bowl Party! But the rules for that one come later in the week…   Today we give you the top five...

Rashard Mendenhall pretends to have butt sex with Ben Roethlisberger in front of EVERYONE Following allegations that Ben Roethlisberger rapes people, it is surprising to me that something like this took so long to happen. Luckily, it went down on a day when half the nation was watching. I imagine that somewhere, Ben is sitting in his mansion, watching this video over and over and over again, rubbing his hands together and grinding his teeth and muttering to himself about how...

It’s that time of the year, everyone. The ice is melting, the sun is shining, and the flowers are blooming. THAT’S RIGHT- it’s Brett Favre retirement discussion season! What joy! According to Fox Sports, two sources have claimed that Favre turned in his retirement papers on Monday. Although this doesn’t really mean much and he can still change his mind just like he did in the 1876,  2008 and 2009 off-season, most bets are leaning towards the...