It’s up to you. I don’t know, my heart says “best,” by my ears say “Dad, stop, please, all my friends are watching and you’re totally embarrassing...

Here we are. Another Tuesday, another worthless waste of 24 hours that is just the bridge day between Monday and Wednesday. The day that somehow suffers from middle child syndrome despite being the second of five days. A day...

Wait, WHAT? BASKETBALL STARTED? You guys, I can’t keep up with the overwhelming amount of sports happening all the time. It was just last week that the Giants were winning the World Series, and just a few days ago that...

I forgot to mention that the Giants won the World Series this weekend. There were a few reasons I might have forgotten to mention it, like Halloween was coming up, and I was hungover, and Hurricane Sandy was on its way to...

I don’t know who Brandon McCarthy is, mainly because I don’t watch baseball, mainly because I’m not 100 years old. However, after hearing this story about the Oakland A’s pitcher, I may have to start...

With opening Sunday of the NFL season this weekend, it’s important for us all to remember that despite rivalries and bad calls, despite Fantasy Football teams and the referee lockout, despite Ochocinco getting his...

And this, kids, is why you don’t do drugs. According to TMZ, Lance Armstrong has officially been stripped of each of his seven Tour De France wins for allegedly using steroids during his time in the sport. The U.S....

I don’t know if any of you have ever smoked marijuana. Have you? I mean, I haven’t. Obviously, because it is against the law, and I am a law-abiding citizen who never does anything that is against the law. BUT,...

NBC. Home of some of my favorite shows of all time (30 Rock! Parks & Recreation! The Office back when it wasn’t garbage!), and American public enemy number one during the Olympic season. There are many reasons...

The internet is abuzz today with a photo of Olympic Bronze medalist, rower Henrik Rummel. In the image, which captured the US rowing team just after they received their bronze medals, Rummel appears to be excited. Like,...