Alien Brain Hemorrha...

Because sometimes at a bar, you just want to drink something that will make you vomit twice: once while looking at it, and again the next morning. (Although we gotta admit, it looks pretty cool) According to...

First Ever Snowmobil...

Sure, this might not be to the caliber of a man climbing out of an airplane and hanging on to the wing while it rolls and then sky diving from it, but it’s definitely a close second, right? No? Ugh, I can’t even...

Hot Pocket Dispensin...

SPEAKING OF NERDS, Perfect for those days when you want to be fat, disgusting, AND lazy, ALL AT...

Fox Fur Merkins: No ...

I generally don’t agree with PETA – their over-the-top methods and “sexy” campaigns are the worst, even if they do have good intentions. However, I definitely agree with their stance against this new...

Two New iPhone Featu...

With all the new technology emerging in the smartphone world, it’s almost impossible to keep up. Swype, Siri, iCloud, and other programs have brought us swiftly into the future of phones, and each new project is more...

Worst Use of the Wor...

Acceptable uses of booty: a) a hot derriere b) a sexy hook up c) something a pirate collects on the high seas Unacceptable use of the word booty: ANYTHING MICROWAVABLE AND “MOIST” THAT GOES ON YOUR DISGUSTING...

The Schticky

Vince Schlomi, the Sham-wow-hocking-prostitute-punching infomercial dude is back with a new product you don’t need but will probably buy: The Schticky. According to Vince, it’s like a reusable lint roller that...

Which is Weirder?

If you haven’t been able to tell over the past two years of this blog, I am terrible at making decisions. I can never decide which criminal is more dumb, which video is more awesome, or which smuggling cavity is more...

Creepiest iPhone App...

  Coming to an iPhone near you from the country that brought you sharking is a cringe-worthy app that silences the smartphone’s camera function, thus allowing creeps around the word to take pictures of people (namely...

Happy New Year From BootyCallU! Dec30

Happy New Year From BootyCallU!

As the year comes to a close, we have to step back from our usual penis-joke-peddling stage and give a warm thank you to all the readers, commenters, angry bystanders, and people who accidentally came across the blog on StumbleUpon and stayed for 3 minutes, because without all of you the blog would not be possible. Even if you are the person who commented calling me a “dumb n*****” a couple weeks ago, I still appreciate your showing up for the game. It’s been a...

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