Because sometimes at a bar, you just want to drink something that will make you vomit twice: once while looking at it, and again the next morning. (Although we gotta admit, it looks pretty cool) According to...

If you haven’t been able to tell over the past two years of this blog, I am terrible at making decisions. I can never decide which criminal is more dumb, which video is more awesome, or which smuggling cavity is more...

Dry mouth. Pounding head. Queasy stomach, probably related to the nacho cheese smeared across your pillow. We all have experienced those mornings where we swear we’ll never drink again. Of course that promise is rarely...

Speaking of vodka (not the up-your-cooter kind), here is another idea that warrants a hearty “NO THANK YOU”: a peanut butter flavored spirit with the atrocious name “NutLiquor.” The 69-proof drink,...

  After reading this clearly misogynistic, but also CLEARLY AMAZING ad for a beer glass that holds sixty ounces of beer, I wonder if I should switch professions and write cynical and bitter advertising lines. I think...

I will be headed to Las Vegas, NV in exactly 15 days to watch and report on the Manny Pacquiao vs Juan Manuel Marquez fight at the MGM Grand Hotel. Due to this forthcoming event, one might refer to my diet as...

Ah yes, the golden age of Saturday Night Live. Before ex-members of All That turned up every skit, and women were hired (apparently) only for their looks, we had a glorious sketch parodying the awkwardness of NPR talk...

How was your Labor Day? WAS IT AWESOME? I’m sorry for yelling, but as you know, I love American holidays. I may be a left-wing communist Obama-loving hippie, but give me a tiny American flag and a cheeseburger BBQ and...

I’ve never really understood the hipster fashion fads of today. Everyone seems to be trying to emulate the LEAST attractive styles of the past century, like the late 80s and early 60s and the whole entire flapper era....

If you’ll recall, I was more than thrilled this year to find out that the San Diego County Fair was featuring a new fried treat – fried Kool-Aid. I mean, fried foods are my vice. Fried pickles, fried Oreos, fried...