This makes me feel better. At least I can know, even if I’m not chillin’ on a plane sippin’ cognac with Rihanna, at LEAST I DON’T HAVE SEVERAL HUMAN CENTIPEDE TATTOOS ON MY ASS. In case you’ve...

Everyone makes bad decisions sometimes. Sometimes they are just being a**holes (like getting your car towed because you parked in a handicap spot), but usually, peoples’ mistakes are just genuine accidents. Like...

Happy Halloween, everyone! In the light of the tragic events that have unfolded on the East Coast, the internet is not its usual “hilarious video related to the current holiday” self. In fact, the whole web has...

As a person who lives on the West Coast, my idea of “extreme weather” is anything over 80 degrees and any sort of precipitation whatsoever. Therefore, as I heard about the insanity that is Hurricane Sandy, about...

hint: this might be a liiiiittle much I just found out I’m going to a Halloween party on Saturday. When Halloween falls on a Wednesday, I feel like you need to have your party the week after – just to give...

I don’t like Texas. Okay, no. I’m sorry. I’ve never been to Texas. I can’t say I don’t like something I’ve never tried, but as a witness to many of the things Texas has churned out (i.e....

Let’s be honest: we’re all guilty of craving Denny’s sometimes. Sure, their “meals” are about the caloric equivalency of a normal person’s breakfast, lunch, dinner, snacks, AND dessert,...

Halloween is nearly upon us, and we all know what that means, ladies! Trying to lose 10 pounds in 9 days so you can squeeze into an outfit that your mother would be ashamed of even though it’s 50 degrees out! HIGH FIVE...

Today is apparently “Things No One Ever Asked For Day,” because on top of hearing about the world’s oldest and most expensive cocktail, I just learned that Glenn Beck, noted asshat and SNL gold mine, has...

A couple questions: 1) Do you think that thing tastes good? Or does it taste like 730 year old stale liquor? 2) Do you think these people wipe their asses with $100 bills? 3) What kind of conversations do you think...