TGIBOOTY: Bri Dash

If there is one thing the internet has taught us, it’s that people love cats. If there are two things, it’s that people love cats and there is porn of LITERALLY EVERYTHING. And if the internet has taught us three...

Hump Day Hottie: Deb...

Damn – how is it already DECEMBER? Christmas lights are up and people are in the kind of bad mood that only money and family can cause, and it’s freezing as hell and the sun goes down at noon. It’s days...

TGIBooty: Kassy Ange...

It’s Friday, we’re tired. You’re tired! You’ve had a long week. Let’s not make you read, and instead let this booty do the talking. Say YOWZA and HELLO to Miss Kassy...

Hump Day Hottie: Tra...

Miss Tracy Saenz is the exact cure we needed for a cold, dark, gloomy morning. Her flawless skin, gorgeous smile, and INCREDIBLE booty are like a spoonful of DayQuil that doesn’t make you feel like you’re on...

TGIBooty: Alejandra ...

This Colombian chick barely knows¬†English. If her job isn’t just hawking waist cinchers and teeth-whiteners, then it might be porn. Oh, and her booty might be fake. Guess what?   We don’t give a shit. LOOK...

Will Sex Robots Lead...

Sex robots have been a hot topic in recent years as developers create new and creepier ways to make silicone and hard drives simulate blow jobs and pillow talk. Introverts and basement dwellers are likely looking forward to...

Hump Day Hottie: Dev...

It’s Wednesday. It’s November. The time is changed and it’s going to be dark by NOON (okay, not really but it feels like it). We’re kinda shocked at how fast time has gone. We want to crawl into bed...

Hump Day Hottie: Mar...

We’re not big fans of the word “cute” when it comes to our Hump Day Hotties. Baby elephants? Cute. Children in halloween costumes? Super cute. But grown women with amazing bodies are NOT cute. We might have...

TGIBooty: Tehmeena A...

Gorgeous Middle Eastern babe alert!!! We came across this mega-Mets fan while trolling Instagram for some TGIBooty for you this morning, and I think you can say we were successful. This curvy, exotic, and baseball-loving...

Hump Day Hottie: Ser...

Raise your hand if you like blue-eyed, chocolate skinned babes? Yeah? How about blue-eyed, chocolate-skinned, tatted up Star Wars lovin’ babes? Yeah – us too. We’ll shut up now and let this curvy...