A couple questions: 1) Do you think that thing tastes good? Or does it taste like 730 year old stale liquor? 2) Do you think these people wipe their asses with $100 bills? 3) What kind of conversations do you think...

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Tonight is the night we all totally forgot was going to happen have been waiting for. THE 2012 PRESIDENTIAL DEBATE, STARRING MITT ROMNEY AND PRESIDENT OF THESE UNITED STATES, BARACK OBAMA. Of course, this is the time to see...

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I mean, bashing on the iPhone is basically like beating a dead horse these days. Everyone makes jokes every time a new phone comes out, calling them stupid and overpriced and a fad and proof that we all buy into...

Good morning, everyone! Today, there are many things to be thankful for- the fact that it’s Friday before Labor Day weekend, the lovely weather that about 75% of the country is experiencing (our hearts go out to those...