Speaking of vodka (not the up-your-cooter kind), here is another idea that warrants a hearty “NO THANK YOU”: a peanut butter flavored spirit with the atrocious name “NutLiquor.” The 69-proof drink,...

I Believe I can Fly ( flight of the frenchies). Trailer from sebastien montaz-rosset on Vimeo. NO. NO NO NO NO NO A MILLION TIMES NO. My question is, what do you do when you’re too old to tightrope to the middle of a...

It’s that time of year again, people. This Sunday, we set our clocks back an hour, thus officially ending the sweet Summery nights and kicking off the misery of Winter. If you think I’m a bitter, angry human...

  After reading this clearly misogynistic, but also CLEARLY AMAZING ad for a beer glass that holds sixty ounces of beer, I wonder if I should switch professions and write cynical and bitter advertising lines. I think...

I know that you were really excited to shock your friends and neighbors and possibly be excommunicated from your township for wearing one of our YIKES costumes of 2011, but honestly, I must concede the “best costume...

I will be headed to Las Vegas, NV in exactly 15 days to watch and report on the Manny Pacquiao vs Juan Manuel Marquez fight at the MGM Grand Hotel. Due to this forthcoming event, one might refer to my diet as...

Just last week, IndyCar fans were shocked by the death of driver Dan Wheldon when a massive 15-car pileup during a race proved too damaging and killed the young star. Now, just 8 days later, we see another tragic death in...

I know that sometimes I probably come off sounding like a insanely phobic, slightly unhinged maniac. Yes, maybe I’m terrified of scary movies and spiders and crowds and big waterslides, but even I, Queen of Careful,...

If you have been living in a cave under a rock in the Afghanistan desert and are also deaf and blind and don’t have Twitter, you may not have heard about the release of the iPhone 4S, Apple’s most recent smart...