I know you’re going to call me out for being a liar because I once said that THIS was the dumbest tattoo, but hear me out – it turns out that tattoo was FAKE. Awful, right? Who goes around pretending to get...

I’ll take “bad decisions by an advertising team” for $400,000,000 please,...

One time there was this episode of The Amazing Race where this girl was too scared to ride this giant vertical drop water slide and caused her team to lose. Her teammate was like, “are you kidding me,” and the...

Here’s my gripe with Spanx, the compression underwear for women that, truth be told, do give the illusion of an hourglass figure even if you don’t actually have one: YOU HAVE TO TAKE THEM OFF AT SOME POINT. And...

The tagline for Divine Rags, a clothing store in Tennessee, is “Celebrity Certified,” to which I said HAHAHA! OH REALLY? WHAT CELEBRITY? Or should I say, I said that before ACTUALLY watching this commercial. Now,...

No more crappy reruns of Two and a Half Men or censored versions of B-list movies? IT COULD BE A MIRACLE! According to The Australian, Qantas airlines, an upper-class airline that flies in Pacific Islands and Asia, is...

If you’ll recall, I was more than thrilled this year to find out that the San Diego County Fair was featuring a new fried treat – fried Kool-Aid. I mean, fried foods are my vice. Fried pickles, fried Oreos, fried...

Now THIS is a book dedicated to anatomy that I can get behind (ooh! I made a pun!) According to Jezebel, famed photographer Raphael Mazzucco and music producer Jimmy Iovine have partnered to create a coffee table book for...

There is this purple, souped-up low rider car that drives around downtown San Diego, bumping music and working its hydraulics, and tourists friggin’ LOVE IT. That is, they love it until they realize that is has the...

I have probably talked (blogged?) your ear (eyes?) out about how upset I was regarding the passing of Prop D in San Diego – banning any and all alcoholic beverages from the beach. I get that you can go to the beach and...