FreePeople is Sellin...

I can honestly say, as far as I can remember, I’ve never used the abbreviation “SMDH,” or “shaking my damn head.” I mean, there is a lot of stupid shit on the internet, from hilariously dumb...

Happy Day After The ...

What a beautiful, crisp, lovely fall morning! Why doth the sun seem so bright and the sky so blue? Wherefore art the birds singing so sweetly? It doth not be a Friday! OH WAIT, I KNOWETH! IT’S THE DAY AFTER THE...

This Mascara Commerc...

What is this commercial saying? That a mascara-sized penis is impressive? That a man giving a woman mascara is like sex? That Vinny from Jersey Shore is attractive? Because all of those things are WRONG....

Liquid Lapdance R...

Via the seller’s site: “We’re famous for inventing special pants that make lap dances feel *more* like sex. Guys wear our “lap dance pants” in place of their underwear when they’re...

No, Crocs Will Not G...

Fast forward to :40 for the most LYING, AWFUL, FAKE, MISERABLY MISLEADING ADVERTISING EVER. Fast forward to :48 to laugh your ass off. I’m sorry guys, but no. The only people Crocs are acceptable for are elderly...

NO THANK YOU: Anti-P...

It’s been too long since we’ve had a nice “NO THANK YOU” post, wherein we find products currently on the market and say “NO THANK YOU” to them. If you’ll recall, the last time we...

SKINNY SKINNY JEANS

Happy Monday morning, everyone! Ready to get this day started? How about some fashion advice? As everyone knows now, skinny jeans are THE DEAL. Where once flared or baggy or bell-bottoms reigned supreme, now skinny jeans are...

Happy Wednesday From...

Sometimes you wake up in the morning, and look in the mirror and think “ugh,” and then your day just tumbles into a miserable dump from there. You stub your toe on the coffee table (who thought it was a good idea...

This Dress Disappear...

QUICKLY – SOMEONE GIVE THIS MAN ALL THE MONEY IN THE WORLD AND THEN SOME MORE SO HE CAN CREATE ONE OF THESE FOR EVERY WOMAN ON THE PLANET. HE IS THE HERO WE WANT AND NEED. WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR YOU ARE TAKING TOO...

Awful or Awesome: Marc Jacobs’ New Sunglasse...

GOOD MOOOOORNING, VIETNA-MONDAY! That joke isn’t funny. I’m sorry. I had a long weekend of not taking my own advice. Pretend that never happened. Let’s get this WTF-party started! This new ad from Marc Jacobs, purveyor of delicious smelling perfumes and TO DIE FOR PURSES, SERIOUSLY UUNNNNGH, has come out with a new ad for his men’s sunglasses line that has some internet folk all up in a tizzy. And I mean, it’s kind of easy to see why: However, the...