Needless to say, that similarity makes this new article of clothing far less surprising. They’re called muscles leggings, and they are exactly what they sound like. Over at BuzzFeed there is quite the debate going on about whether or not these are sexy or totally gross, and we thought we’d ask our readers to weigh in as well.

According to The Daily Mail, the “Foxy Bikini” and “Carnivale Bikini” are coming under fire from PETA, who say that they are both “cruel” and “sleazy” which we’re actually going to have to agree with (unlike their attempt to destroy a Playskool farm toy for children, which was ri-DONK-ulous). As you can tell from the photos above, they are the vag-equivalent of Barshop herself: an obnoxious, worthless attention whore.

And at over a hundred dollars for each GLUED ON FUR OR FEATHER decoration, we can also add “frivolous” to that list of adjectives.

No thank you.

This is only proven more by the most recent ridiculous infomercial to hit the airwaves, Pajama Jeans for men. The entire commercial is dedicated to telling women they should buy their husbands and boyfriends this godawful-looking pair of sweatpants, claiming they are “Knit Jean Lounge Pants printed with realistic designs” and that they have “patches, rips and what looks like your favorite pair of boxers peeking out the top; the back has the same great details.” Wanna see what they mean? Observe:

The worst part of this whole scenario is the fact that Gawker claims many of the sizes on the website are SOLD OUT. Which means tons of women have ALREADY ORDERED THESE and are wrapping them up thinking their husbands are going to be SO EXCITED to wear WHATEVERTHEHELL those are up there. Reason #2,077 not to get married: your wife will probably buy you pajama jeans. UGH.

Last night’s VS fashion show, as per usual, was chock full of stunning models in various levels of undress, making the boys drool and the ladies jealous with their fantastic bodies and sexy lingerie. With so many different models to ogle, it seems almost impossible to choose the hottest one, doesn’t it? However, we want to know what YOU think, so here is our poll. Which VS angel was the hottest thing to walk down the catwalk last night? Check out the gallery and then vote below!

Brilliant. Not only does he meet the “any race but white” adoption requirement that Angelina Jolie has, but he’s executed the entire thing to absolute PERFECTION. The outfit, the head cutout, the BEER BOTTLE THAT TOTALLY COULD BE A BABY BOTTLE AT FIRST GLANCE??? A+, from start to finish. I am jealous, bro.

Via TheDailyWh.at

What is a “yikes” costume, you ask? Simple: it’s anything that will make someone cringe, or look away, or vomit, or slap you. A yikes costume denounces political correctness and says NAY to the normal, acceptable levels of offensiveness. There will be no cat ears on a yikes costumer, no packaged latex mask. There MIGHT be vomit.

1. Big Bad Wolf

Using a pretend severed head from a Halloween store and a pair of pants a couple sizes too big, scare your friends and strangers by whipping this awkward head out your zipper when you enter the room. Confused? See THIS POST.

2. Muammar Gaddhafi

It would be easy to dress as the recently captured and killed dictator without raising too many eyebrows, but the key here to gaining a leg up on authenticity is to glue the handle of a knife to the butt of your pants. Recently released footage shows that someone actually sodomized the injured Gaddhafi with a blade as he was pulled from his bunker. Adding that tiny detail will make all the difference in making your costume YIKESable.

3. Doug Hutchison and his child bride Courtney Stodden

Channeling this horrific series of photos, dress in a red shirt, awkward pants, head bandana, and out-of-date sunglasses. With you, carry a blonde headed baby doll dressed in a tiny bikini. Slather that baby’s face in lipstick, eyeshadow, and drawn on abs.

4. Casey Anthony Lover

This requires two costumes: one, of a creepy, van-driving rapist, and two, of a Casey Anthony supporter. Take, for example, a creepy mustache, hair slicked back, and brown cardigan under which you have a t-shirt that says “Marry Me Casey!” and a pin that says “Team Casey!”

5. Zombie Steve Jobs – (ugh, even I feel bad writing this)

Snug black turtle neck, tucked into jeans complimented by zombie makeup. For the full effect, use an iPad shirt and have a cross section of a destroyed pancreas on the screen as the Pandora app plays scary Halloween music.

I vote YES on the cow nipple dress. I will not be wearing it to any clubs anytime in the near future, but SURE, why not.

Via Buzzfeed

img via offwithyourjorts

You didn’t think we’d forget that it’s National Booty Awareness month, did you? And we’re in luck, today we barely had to make four clicks before we found something bootylicious to post about, although you might be surprised:

The Canton Safeway near Baltimore Maryland. WHAT? WHAT? Yep, you heard us – according to this item in the Baltimore City Paper, this chain supermarket is the best place to check out some tail. From the source:

Hooray for yoga pants, man. We mean, for dudes it’s the obvious thrill of lowbrow ogling, but for the ladies, too, they rock — best-case scenario they show off your ass, worst case they’re comfortable as shit. They’re basically sweatpants, except tighter and socially acceptable, right? “Going out” sweatpants, if you will. And nowhere in the metro area will you find more on display than at the Canton Safeway. Not for sale though, no, see, what we had meant was . . . OK fine, we admit it, this one’s for the shameless pigs out there. Hot females in yoga pants, running rampant in the aisles, there, we said it. With a bunch of gyms nearby, and, well, Canton all around, Safeway in the early evening is rife with fly honeys clad in formfitting, moisture-wicking goodness, that is to say, women whose interest in physical fitness evinces a preference for clothing that allows for maximum mobility. Insert obligatory Sir Mix-A-Lot reference, if you please.

HA! The uptight readers of the Baltimore City Paper, mind you, did not find this classily written article as astute as I did, but I think it’s hilarious AND spot-on. Everyone knows that yoga pants are a lady’s best friend in terms of showing off her ass-ets, and as somewhat vulgar as the article is – you’ve got to hand it to the dude for the honesty. A +++, would read again.

I am confused. Is there some sort of secret pact among NFL quarterbacks to see who can endorse the most embarrassing product? I mean, it made sense when Brett Favre was the face of Wrangler, because he is 98 and old people love Wranglers, and then Tim Tebow did that anti-abortion thing during the Super Bowl, and now Tom Brady, most coiffed QB in the league, is selling UGGS? UGGS? Those things girls start wearing halfway through sophomore year of college and you know they’ve given up on their looks forever?! The shoes that his supermodel wifey would rather burn as fuel than ever put on her feet? The shoes that say, “yeah I have snow man feet, SO WHAT”?????

I’m convinced that UGGs must have offered him infinity dollars. I refuse to believe he would accept anything less.

That’s right – Nike is releasing a real life pair of the MAGs, the sweet shoes Marty McFly (played by Michael J. Fox) wore in the hit trilogy, Back to the Future back in the eighties. Somehow, I was not super intrigued by these, until I found out that there are only 1500 pairs of them and they’re going to auction on eBay starting tonight. Now, MAMA WANT.

Also, does this mean that hoverboards are just around the corner?