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Everyone makes bad decisions sometimes. Sometimes they are just being a**holes (like getting your car towed because you parked in a handicap spot), but usually, peoples’ mistakes are just genuine accidents. Like...

Phone sex has long been a tool for couples who are apart for long stretches of time. Then came Facetime and Skype, allowing couples to see each other face to face (or other body part to other body part) and engage in some...

I mean, bashing on the iPhone is basically like beating a dead horse these days. Everyone makes jokes every time a new phone comes out, calling them stupid and overpriced and a fad and proof that we all buy into...

First there was letter writing, then there was phone sex, then there was Skype. Just when you thought that getting your long-distance booty on couldn’t get any better, a company comes along and makes it even MORE hot....

Maybe it’s just because I’m an old fart who doesn’t like all these newfangled whoosi-whatsits, but this whole upsurge in the invention of robotic mouths and Real Dolls and robot prostitutes is really...

And, when you look up “The Future” in the dictionary, you see this. I’m not sure what I’d rather have – Knight Rider PSAs or cyborg technology that will likely cause me to step in front of a...

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With all the new technology emerging in the smartphone world, it’s almost impossible to keep up. Swype, Siri, iCloud, and other programs have brought us swiftly into the future of phones, and each new project is more...