Will Sex Robots Lead...

Sex robots have been a hot topic in recent years as developers create new and creepier ways to make silicone and hard drives simulate blow jobs and pillow talk. Introverts and basement dwellers are likely looking forward to...

First Apple Watch Se...

If you’re like us, you probably don’t really get why anyone would need an Apple Watch. I mean, what’s the point, right? Well, apparently a company called Lovense heard our eye-rolls and created a product...

DIY Fleshlight That ...

Are you in need of a little afternoon delight but are either a) too busy or b) too disgusting to find yourself a booty call? Yes? Ok, second question. Are you really horny, completely and utterly alone AND too broke to buy...

Would You Get a Robo...

Let’s be honest, guys. For many dudes, just the words “would you” and “blow job” means the answer would unequivocally be YES YES WHERE WHEN NOW HOW ABOUT NOW? However, when I (as a non-penis...

GAGA: The Vibrator T...

Inside the human body. It’s a place few of us get to see, unless you’re a lucky 40-something dude going in for his first colonoscopy. I wouldn’t say there is anything inherently SEXY about one’s...

Good News: You Can N...

It’s Monday. You’re probably exhausted and already counting down the days before the three-day weekend. You don’t have the energy for thoughts, let alone words. Just watch this video, and then consider for...

Space Toilets

It’s Thursday morning and we’re lagging. Life is just a contradiction sometimes, isn’t it? Like one part of you feels like the weeks are never-ending, and work just keeps happening and you wish you could...

90s Workout Gadgets ...

Case in point: THE FLO. We know that May is gone and with it our Sexy Summer Slim Down series, but that doesn’t mean we can’t laugh at 90s workout videos. The Flo is a perfect example of what the last decade of...

Google Glass Bans Po...

It was just a couple weeks ago that we discussed the potential for Google Glass to be used for porn. Hands-free filming and 100% POV sight seemed like the product was straight-up MADE for porn, but apparently Google has...

Porn Industry to Use...

mmm. sexy. The porn industry is nothing if not resourceful. They’re always ready to take advantage of new technology and culture to add to their tawdry world, even if it initially wasn’t sexy in the...