File this under “Things no one wants to receive for Christmas or any holiday in fact what the hell who even thought this was a good idea?”

Lloyd, who you may remember from 2010′s “Bedrock” hit that was played on the radio at least every 12 minutes, has released his newest single, titled “Dedication to My Ex.” Is it a loving reminiscence of a companion who has left? A witty, sarcastic jab at a woman who wronged him? Uh, sort of, if you take out the witty and insert the raunchy.

That’s right, “Dedication to My Ex” is a song about his ex-girlfriend’s woman parts – specifically that they feel different after she cheats on him. They don’t “grip” him the same, because “another bee” has been in “that honey.”

Check out the song below and then let us know what you think in the poll! Is Lloyd’s new single awesome or awful?

( This is a headphones-on situation, by the way, in case you are at work, in the library, in front of small children or near anyone with any sort of discernible taste in music. )

Funny idea and all, but as a person with an 18-year-old brother with every strain (yes strain, like a disease) of Axe and the ability to fill an entire room with the stank of Axe-flavored ball sweat, I can guarantee you that this. Would. Never. Happen.

“But, BCU girl, television is just the WORST!” – you

“I know, shut up.” – me

Here are the top 5 shows you MUST watch this season!

It’s Always Sunny in Philadelphia

Sure the show took a bit of a downward turn last season, but we’re counting on the weight gain of Mac and Charlie’s dumb-as-rocks antics to make the show comedy gold once again. Thursdays, FX, Thursday 10pm

Parks and Recreation

The show that has yet to fail us since its creation, Parks and Rec features comedy power house Amy Poehler and an ensemble of other hilarious cohorts that make this show one of my favorites in years. Thursdays, NBC, 8:30pm

Sons of Anarchy

If you have not watched this show yet, get on Netflix IMMEDIATELY and watch the first two seasons. You will not be disappointed. Trust me: I have found myself on six separate occasions saying “okay okay okay, go to bed. STOP WATCHING,” only to find myself watching four more until the sun comes up. It’s THAT good. Tuesdays, FX, 10pm

Up All Night

I was one to suggest you all watch Running Wilde, an ABC show starring Will Arnett, one of my favorite comedy actors of all time. That show fell horribly flat and my credibility may have been destroyed. However, this new show, co-starring Christina Applegate and Maya Rudolph along with Arnett, may have the cast that it needs to make a new “family comedy” show that will rise to the chops of Modern Family. I give it a hearty “We Will See,” so don’t blame me if it’s the worst. Wednesdays, NBC, 8pm

Modern Family

Hilarious hijinks, a goofy gay couple, and one of the sexiest stars around are all you need to make this show an unsurprising 3rd season favorite. We can’t wait to see what the family is up to this year. Wednesdays, ABC, 9pm

Terra Nova

Another show that my nerd side is excited to see (while my normal side cringes in embarrassment) is this Steven Spielberg produced sci-fi show that may hit or bust with equal tenacity. If you’re down with some post-apocalyptic shenanigans,  you’ll be a fan of this exciting show and its relatively unknown cast. Check it out when it premieres on the 26th, and feel free to pummel me with angry words if it’s the worst thing you’ve ever seen. Fox, Mondays, 8pm

Now THIS is a book dedicated to anatomy that I can get behind (ooh! I made a pun!)

According to Jezebel, famed photographer Raphael Mazzucco and music producer Jimmy Iovine have partnered to create a coffee table book for all of us who like big (and small) butts and can not lie.

It’s called Culo (Spanish for butt), and based on the video preview below (which has a never-heard track by Timbaland in the background), it looks like something I would totally leave out for the guests. Unlike that super creepy vag book from a few months back. Eek.

Oh, and clearly, this vid is NSFW.

Exclusive Video: A First Look at Culo by Mazzucco from GQ.com on Vimeo.

You know how they say if you divide by zero the universe will implode?

The above picture is a snapshot of the the cover of an album set to release in August called Watch the Throne. It is a collaboration rap album made by two of the (if not THE) biggest rappers of our generation, Jay-Z and Kanye West.

The album is set for pre-order here, and is guaranteed to be chock full of the sickest beats and hottest rhymes we’ve heard in years.

Also, I think the universe might implode.

A recent article on Jezebel discussed the unfortunate double-standard surrounding the hygiene of men and women’s nether regions. They argue that while advertisements for women’s products are vague and almost indecipherable from say, body wash or face wipes, men’s advertisements are hilariously to the point (like say, the Jaime Pressly ball scrubber commercial).

However, I was far more intrigued by the tiny video they had embedded in their post, one that apparently aired (and was subsequently banned) back in 2010 for a product called “Fresh Balls.” I don’t know if it’s real, I don’t know if the product exists, I don’t know who these awkward actors are. All I know is this video is GREAT.

BOY OH BOY do we at BCU love the semi-annual DJ Earworm mashups. They are so good (usually. Last year’s end of year mashup was kind of eh)! However, the mashup king has topped even himself with this glorious summer jam called Party on the Floor, and boy does it make us want to party. On the floor.

However, I notice when I watch these things that each year I progressively know fewer and fewer of the artists in the video. In 2008 and 2009 I knew them all, and then in 2010 I was like “eh,” and this time (although it is for sure a jam I will blast from my sick ass sound system in my 96 Ford Escort), I watched that video all the way through and the entire time felt like a 90 year old man on his porch. “What is this racket?! Who are these people! Why do those boys have sunglasses on at night, what if they trip and fall? And that young girl should NOT be an an alley, I should call her mother. AND HEY YOU YOUNGINS GET OFF MY LAWN!”

Check out the video below.

So.

Coachella 2011. Let’s not dawdle and jump right in to the recap.

The Good:

So many things! As a huge rock fan, I’m biased when I say that Arcade Fire were the biggest hit of the weekend, but there were several stars- Kings of Leon totally rocked the grounds on Friday night, 80s throwback Duran Duran reminded us theyve still got it in the early evening on Sunday and 12th Planet performed some filthy dub even in the blistering afternoon. The fact is, if you’re looking for a weekend of some of the best music from around the world today, you’d be mistaken to miss out of Coachella. Whether you like the punk sounds of Death From Above 1979, the funky, flamboyant tunes of Empire of the Sun, or the folky sound of London -ased southern rock band Mumford and Sons, Coachella delivered some LEGIT musical acts.

The Bad:

Beer prices. Sound at the main stage early on. Cee Lo Green. Brandon Flowers overpowering The Black Keys. Our campsite, which was a far 10 minute walk from the bathroom. UGH.

The Ugly:

The heat. My god, the heat. Friday tricked us with decent high eighties feeling warmth and a cool night, but sweet Jesus the heat on Saturday and Sunday was UnNBEARABLE. No shade could protect you, and at 2 bucks for 12 ounces, water did not come cheap to keep us hydrated. The hours of 10am to 5 we were all ON FIRE.

Check back tomorrow for our top 5 Coachella pictures, courtesy of yours truly!

Grab your pets, sibling, or decade old diaper, and get snapping!

imgs via almagordo, idointernet,&  itgirlragdoll @ reddit