SPEAKING OF NERDS, Perfect for those days when you want to be fat, disgusting, AND lazy, ALL AT...

With all the new technology emerging in the smartphone world, it’s almost impossible to keep up. Swype, Siri, iCloud, and other programs have brought us swiftly into the future of phones, and each new project is more...

Acceptable uses of booty: a) a hot derriere b) a sexy hook up c) something a pirate collects on the high seas Unacceptable use of the word booty: ANYTHING MICROWAVABLE AND “MOIST” THAT GOES ON YOUR DISGUSTING...

Vince Schlomi, the Sham-wow-hocking-prostitute-punching infomercial dude is back with a new product you don’t need but will probably buy: The Schticky. According to Vince, it’s like a reusable lint roller that...

  Coming to an iPhone near you from the country that brought you sharking is a cringe-worthy app that silences the smartphone’s camera function, thus allowing creeps around the word to take pictures of people (namely...

You know how sometimes your friend invites you over to watch the game, and you really want to go because a bunch of your old friends are gonna be there and there’s free food, but at the same time you don’t want...

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If you have been living in a cave under a rock in the Afghanistan desert and are also deaf and blind and don’t have Twitter, you may not have heard about the release of the iPhone 4S, Apple’s most recent smart...

Now all it needs is the ability to clean itself up AND WE ARE SET! Thank you Japan, as always!   (Also, am I the only one that thought that said “SHARK c*nt”? Because that might actually be even more...

The Googlher from Randy Sarafan on Vimeo. Finally a use for that boring, out-of -date, useless website, “the Google”! After years of questioning what a site like that could POSSIBLY be practical for, we now have...