Coco Austin Turns Hurricane Sandy Into a Wet T-Shirt Contest

HOLY SH*T!

Turns out the “media hype” and “over-exaggeration” were pretty dang accurate, huh? Hurricane Sandy has turned out to be one of the biggest natural disasters to ever happen on the East Coast, causing billions of dollars in damages, leaving millions without power, and displacing thousands of people from their homes. Some of the pictures surfacing a day later are just terrifying, and we on the warm and dry west coast send our thoughts and prayers to everyone who awoke to the apocalyptic scene this morning.

And on a weirder note, here’s Coco Austin and her inhumanly massive ta-tas weathering the earlier stages of Hurricane Sandy. It is… confusing.

From the video description: “You can’t hear anything that I’m saying but this was taken an hour before Hurricane Sandy hits land. I wanted to show how incredible the winds are and that the rain hurts your face when it touches you & you get wet so fast after being outside for 1 minute. Its actually not too cold which makes it tropical.”