How To: Investigate a Satanic Killing

From the much raved-about, Oscar nominated film, Law Enforcement Guide to Satanic Cults, comes a short clip that will stir your soul, chill your bones, and make you wonder what designer on the face of the f*cking Earth would think those prints looked okay on any item of clothing.

Watch, and be mesmerized, by the officer’s description of how to figure out if the corpse you’re investigating was a victim of ritualistic Satanic Killing. As he slowly and SUPER creepily pulls back that dirty truck-bed tarp and reveals her laying awkwardly on a um… tilted platform, um, between two Roman columns like, in an Olan Mills portrait studio in Dayton, Ohio, you will be pulled into the world of cult-performed murder. Pentagrams, waxed eye sockets, penises in the mouth (obviously, penises in the mouth), all the signs are there.

Check out the video below, but don’t say we didn’t warn you of the heart-wrenching trauma that this videotaped evidence of pre-meditated rape critically-acclaimed short film will hit you with.