Weekend To Dos: Spring Clean Your Life

Posted by BCU Girl on Apr 8, 2011 in Lifestyle | 0 comments

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Because we don’t live in the 1950s and women are allowed to have jobs now (weird), we don’t hear the term “Spring Cleaning” all that often. However, 2011 or not, it’s still a really good idea to execute in your life around this time of year. As spring turns into summer and the weather goes from cool and bearable to brain-meltingly hot, it’s a good idea to shed the unneeded weight, whether it’s trash, clothes, weight, or cat hair (seriously if you have a lot of cat hair in your life that’s NASTY).

Here’s is BCU Weekend To Dos: Spring Clean Your Life Edition

1) Do a junk drop

No, I am not referring to a hot new dance move that’s spreading across the nation, I’m talking about going through that black hole you call a closet and getting RID of some stuff. Look at each item of clothing and ask yourself if you’ve worn it in a year. If not, stick it in a bag to take to your local thrift store. Also included in this dump can be blankets, knick-knack toys you’ll never play with, hats, shoes, books, and that joke DVD of Dora the Explorer that you bought when you were drunk that one time. Once you’ve got your junk all boxed up, take it to the thrift store, where you can get a charitable donation tax exemption to use on your taxes next year. Next, use an entire day to really scour your house, cleaning from top to bottom, throwing out food in the fridge that expired months ago and actually sweeping BEHIND the couch because you KNOW there is nasty sh** back there too.

2) Do a, um, JUNK drop

As in, get your fat ass to the gym and start eating healthier! You already missed your spring break opportunity, so it’s time to drop some pounds and tone up for the coming summer. Instead of sitting on the couch watching reruns of the Jersey Shore, take a jog around your neighborhood or lift some weights for a few minutes. And instead of pulling through a Wendy’s drive-through for lunch every day, pack a healthy salad I KNOW I KNOW I’M SORRY IT SOUNDS AWFUL, but think of it this way: every time you put a cheeseburger up to your mouth, you’re lessening your chance of getting laid this summer. Remember: your body is a temple, and what is the point of a temple if you don’t have sex in it. Or something.

3) Annnnd, yep, do a JUNK DROP

Ha! This worked out well. Just as it is important to clean up your house and your body, it’s also important to clean up your friendship and or relationship circle. Nothing can ruin an awesome summer like having a bunch of a**holes around you all the time, cramping your style and blocking your c*ck (or ladyc*ck, whichever applies). Stop hanging out with people just because it’s convenient and start hanging out with friends who improve your life! We all have moochers, slackers, stoners and gossipers in our friend circle and it’s time to push them out with the trash. Start your spring having fun and looking for booty, not dealing with drama!

Follow these three Spring Cleaning tips and you are guaranteed to make a smooth transition from spring into summer with a fresh start and a hot body. Get out there and make your BCU professors proud!