Kim Kardashian Is Getting Divorced. Already.

This morning my friend sent me a Facebook message that said, “Do you think E! will have a special called “Kim’s Fairytale Divorce”?” and I laughed because hahaha, that couple is probably going to get divorced. Then I proceeded over to People.com and right there, next to Lindsey Lohan getting her teeth whitened, BOOM: KIM KARDASHIAN IS FILING FOR DIVORCE.

I’m sorry, but HAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH.

72 days! That’s how long that “fairytale” marriage lasted. Now, I’m not sure if I can really chalk this up to a loss for the two of them, because if you’ll recall, they actually MADE MONEY off their insanely lavish, worthy-of-a-four-hour-TV-special wedding. And I’m sure their pre-nup was about as cut and dry as you can get, so I’m sure the “irreconcilable differences” that they are citing in their divorce aren’t going to put a dent in either of their pocketbooks.

So, let’s play a little game, shall we? Specifically, the “what could possibly end a loving marriage in 72 days?” game.

Why are Kim Kardashian and Kris Humphries getting divorced?

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In conclusion, not only does THIS exist, but two people can make an exorbitant amount of money off a fake wedding and then call it of less than three months later. #marriageisaJOKE.