Did you know the World Cup is still going on? Crazy, right? I mean, there are like, 4 matches every single day. No, dude, I’m not kidding. Every single day. The reason you probably don’t know this is because the...

People today just don’t appreciate good performance art when they see it. They see a slightly pudgy guy with his shirt tucked into his khakis, giving it 100% with his awkward, rhythm-less dance in the middle  aisle on...

Bad news, ladies. We got the short end of the sex-stick again. HEY! Get your mind out of the gutter! We’re in science class now! I’m talking about “flibanserin,” the drug toted as the new female...

Sure, Trojan is the best selling condom company, but let’s be honest, Durex takes the cake when it comes to ad campaigns. I guess Trojan’s pig commercial was okay, and those ones from the 90s that showed couples...

Summertiiiiime, and the livin’s easy… That’s right, I just quoted Sublime, which is completely inappropriate at any other time of the year except this. THAT’S RIGHT, GUYS, Summer is officially, 100%...

Fine. You can play the violin phenomenally well and have a super freaking awesome white suit with tails and a matching piano and everything. So what, what does that make you? Some sort of internet superstar? Well…...

What is the deal with Lakers fans? Seriously, you guys are almost as bad as Raiders fans these days, and combined, you’re basically just turning our entire state into one big freakshow of people who take professional...

Truth time: No, I did not wake up at 6:30 this morning to watch the USA vs Slovenia World Cup match, but from the screams of agony I heard from my living room, apparently there is quite a stir going on surrounding a foul...

Everyone seems to be abuzz these days after the announcement at E3 that Microsoft was releasing it’s new controller-less motion sensing system, eliminating the need for a controller all together. Awesome! I mean, how...

Oh, hoorayyyy! Finally a win for the down-on-his-luck golfer. Although porn star Devon James has recently been making claims that Tiger is the father of her 9-year-old son, a DNA test proved her a liar — a DNA test...

Do you ever experience second-hand embarrassment? When watching a particularly terrible American Idol audition do you cringe and occasionally have to leave the room? Does watching the horrific acting on Grey’s Anatomy...

Zip up those jean shorts and put your business away, gentlemen, because Chat Roulette wants nothing to do with your flopping junk all over their screens anymore. What prudes, huh? I mean, seriously, what’s even the...