mmm. sexy. The porn industry is nothing if not resourceful. They’re always ready to take advantage of new technology and culture to add to their tawdry world, even if it initially wasn’t sexy in the...

It’s Monday! It’s early. I’m tired. Are you tired? Did your weekend go longer than normal because you followed our tips from Friday? Probably not, weekends know your tricks too well. Welp, it’s...

Good afternoon, y’all. The weekend is so close we can almost taste it, but before you put on those hooker heels and start tossing back tequila shots, let us recap what we’ve learned this week, eh? (Do you like...

Singles out there know that the 2 day period known as the weekend is never NEARLY long enough. Although the work week seems to drag on like the Earth has actually slowed its rotation, the weekend is over like, 12 minutes...

Some days, you just feel off. Maybe you ate something weird last night that’s not agreeing with your stomach. Or you watched a sad documentary that’s put you in a bummer mood. Or maybe you’re in the midst...

Friday is here, which means we at OBC are gearing up for a weekend of sitting alone in our pajamas and careening through 8 tubes of Pringles while watching Sopranos reruns hitting the clubs with our friends, eating gourmet...

I’ve just realized that I’ve been showcasing a lot of “old” celebrities for our Hump Day Hottie posts recently. Of course by “old” I mean, like, still of child bearing years, but just...

I know what you’re thinking. “How and when can I have phone sex with this sexy seductive piece of man meat?” Dan Brown, who you probably know from his books The DaVinci Code and Angels and Demons,...

There’s a bar in my neighborhood that was supposed to open like, 4 months ago. They keep pushing back the opening date, citing permit issues and blaming everyone but themselves. They’ve gotten so many complaints...

It’s Tuesday, so you know what that means! Tacos and margaritas until you pass out or explode! Uh, I mean, TestiMOANial Tuesday, where we share the parting stories of our beloved members who are leaving for greener...

Sofia Vergara. Shakira. These unbelievably bangin’ hot models that I have never heard of. All of these women have something in common: they’re Colombian. So it makes sense that a recent poll by dating site Miss...

Last week we watched a PETA video, and for the first time ever didn’t roll our eyes in disgusted annoyance. The video touted the claim that vegans have better sex, which is an idea that OBVIOUSLY struck our interest,...