IT’S TIME FOR ANOTHER ROUND OF EVERYONE’S FAVORITE GAME: IS IT RACIST? In case you hadn’t heard, Brad Paisley (along with his pal LL Cool J) released a song called “Accidental Racist,” in which...

We’ve discussed the Big Size question several times. Like, seriously, a lot of times. And basically, our answer to “does size matter” has every time been, “not REALLY.” There are of course the...

Uh yes, I’ll take Japanese Things That Are Incredibly Depressing and Also Slightly Creepy for $400,...

Sorry for the absence yesterday, readers! A Monday can only be made MORE Monday-ful with a day in the hospital, amirite? Oh well, nothing 16 to 20 hours of sleeping can’t solve (except AIDS, I guess). Let’s...

We’ve been real bad at keeping up on our weekly recap posts, and we admit – there’s no excuse. Fridays come and we’re cramming in the last few tasks we blew off all week and suddenly it’s 5...

Some people have nicknames for their genitals. I personally think it’s strange and makes me feel like your junk is a different entity that lives in your pants. And that creeps me out. However, I gotta give credit to...

Here’s one I don’t think they’ve had on 1000 Ways To Die – death by receiving a foot up ones ass… and not in the figurative sense. According to Gawker, two men in Russia got into a drunken...

We have a complicated relationship with hip-hop artist Chris Brown. On one hand, we can’t stand him, but on the other hand, um… no I guess it’s not that complicated. However, in our mission to make 2013 the...

SHOCKER, EVERYONE. SERIOUSLY. PUT DOWN YOUR COFFEE OR TEA OR HOT VODKA BECAUSE THIS IS GOING TO SERIOUSLY BLOW YOUR MIND INTO A MILLION PIECES. According to a new study, schools that only offer abstinence-only sex...

I got into a heated debate a few days ago with a friend who said, “you could always tell Emma Watson was going to be hot.” I disagreed, A) because I try not to sexualize 9 year olds, and also B) because...

I take back everything I ever said, you guys. April Fools Day is the best holiday in the universe and should be celebrated as such. My life is forever changed from this moment...

In the big scary world of Hollywood, it’s tough to really break into the “A-list.” Some actors and models get lucky with their big break and then it’s smooth sailing forever (see: Meryl Streep), and...