Tuesday! Tuesday Tuesday Tuesday! You know a thing is boring when the only descriptive word you can find for it is the name of the thing itself. It’s like soup, or the color grey. Very soupy, very greyish. However, we...

Uhhhh, weird: those creepy bird-reptile beasts that live in your attic and scare the sh*t out of you might actually have more in common with you than you could imagine… In a new study, researchers have found that male...

No, not sex battle. I WISH it was a sex battle. A SAX battle. A sax battle on the NYC subway to be precise: Although, now you have me thinking. What WOULD a sex battle be like? Would it be like two couples facing off to see...

I repeat, April Fools is dumb. But at least this video includes fart sounds.

In unrelated news, April Fools is the dumbest holiday...

GOOD MORNING! How are you this Monday morning? Battling a Game of Thrones premiere-related hangover? Still have the taste of red wine and lamb on your tongue? Wondering if maybe you should have foregone those last twelve...

We’re all for safe sex in all it’s forms. Whether you practice abstinence (no thank you), use condoms (you should ALWAYS use condoms), or use birth control and a diaphragm (do those even exist anymore?), we say...

We’ve talked before, MANY TIMES, about the thrill and sexiness of a little public nookie. Sometimes, it’s a good idea, and sometimes, it’s a very bad idea in the very worst possible way. However, in all...

How was your week? Good? Eh? So-so? Asi asi? Comme ci, comme ca (FRENCH!)? Or horrifically disastrous in every possible way that makes you want to crawl under the covers until summer? For me it was the latter. Sometimes even...

photo via US Magazine As a famous, busty, once-beautiful actress, it’s probably pretty easy to get laid. Even if you’ve lost some of your sex appeal, there will always be someone willing to shut their eyes and...

Let’s play a little morning game of Jeopardy, shall we? I will give you an “answer,” and then you can choose the “question!” Ready? Alright, here’s the answer: “An outdated fad that,...

After seeing Jenna Jameson’s um… interesting new look this week, we needed a taste of a sexy older woman who DOESN’T LOOK LIKE A lizard that has spent the last three decades under a heat lamp. Luckily,...