Perfectly Accurate Hoodie

I am gonna go ahead and take a shot in the dark and say that this is officially the most perfectly accurate sports sweatshirt in the history of hoodies.

Observe:

Tough-ass colors? CHECK.

Exactly correct spelling of sports team’s name? CHECK.

100% acceptable depiction of team’s mascot? CHECK.

and the ultimate question:

IS IT VELOUR? CHECK CHECK MOTHERF***ING CHECK.