Shocker: Crystal Harris Married Hef For “Security”
I’d like to think a good majority of us celebrity gossipers aren’t totally stupid. We know that The Bachelor is about auditioning women for The Bachelorette. We know that Honey Boo Boo is a horrible abuse of an uneducated and underprivileged family for the entertainment of the middle class. And we know that a beautiful 26-year-old woman probably didn’t marry a man old enough to be her grandfather for any other reason than M-O-N-E-Y.
It doesn’t make it any less surprising that Crystal Harris answered Huffington Post Live’s question of “why did you marry Hef?” with “SECURITY.”
Of course, she went on to say that she meant she wanted the security of being his number one even if more girlfriends came and went through his octenagarian orgy-chamber. But we’re pretty sure she really means security in the “fingers crossed I never have to get a job again” type of way. Hollywood Gossip claims that Hef made Crystal sign an “ironclad” pre nup, but will “be taken care of.”
Whatever that means.
Reason #43,110 not to get married: the whole thing is one big miserable joke.
Hefner knows the deal, no reason for her to add all that extra BS, just say “security” and move on to the next question, no one believes all that stuff she said about making sure she’s his #1 lady blah blah blah.
Let them be. Everything in life is a trade off. If she wants to trade herself aka sex, time, energy, personality…for his funds and time, so what let her. Hef knows what he’s paying for, and so what if he’s older and has to offer her funds or security to keep a pretty young thing around. She knows what she’s getting into and he knows he’s out funds. It’s like buying something. He’s ready to invest in time with her. He can’t take it with him can he…just like Anna Nichole’s man. Why should they settle for one their age…when they have the means to get younger arm candy who keep them pleased. They don’t need all that money anyway and at least he gets sex rather than giving it all to his kids for them to buy things they want.