Spring Break Dos and Don’ts

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This week is Spring Break for many colleges in California, and the beaches and bars are filled to capacity with buff dudes and tanned, sexy ladies. It’s pretty hard to make a fool of yourself on Spring Break considering everyone around is just as hammered as you, but there are still a few rules that will keep your spring break fun, safe, and memorable (or not).

1. DO abide by the dress code

Do NOT wear socks with sandals. DO wear clothes that fit your body. Don’t wear a wife beater (ever), and don’t wear tennis shoes on the beach (unless you’ve got a crazy foot fungus or something. No one wants to see that.) In the warming climate, most people around with be wearing next to nothing, so your blatant fashion faux pas will be totally obvious.

2. DON’T have sex in the sand

Imagine rubbing your sexual organs with sandpaper. Sounds terrible, right? So why would you put those precious parts near actual sand? And don’t try to MacGuyver a towel barrier, because sand is notorious for finding its way into any minuscule crevice.  And on that note- don’t have sex in a hot tub. There are chemicals in hot tub water that make it very, um… difficult.

3. DON’T forget sunscreen

Seems like a total mom thing to say, but all safety lectures aside, no one wants to see your peeling, stop sign-colored back reminding them of the ever-widening hole in the ozone layer.

4. DON’T get to the blackout stage.

Seriously, drinking to black out sounds like a great idea until you wake up the next morning with a raging headache, nauseas stomach, and no memory of why you have a black eye. The Hangover was a funny movie because it was a movie. Waking up without any knowledge of what you did the last night feels terrible. Everyone knows that.

5. DO be Aware

Even though spring break is supposed to be a fun, carefree week of debauchery, you want to get out of that week alive. Don’t accept drinks from strangers (especially you, ladies), don’t stay in any shady accommodations, and keep to the busy areas. The last thing you want is to be on one of those E! True Hollywood Spring Break Disasters episodes.

6. DO find yourself a spring break booty call

You don’t wanna be the one scraping the bottom of the bar barrel at closing time, do you? Instead of desperately searching for any DTF singles at 2am, schedule your booty call ahead of time, by logging into OnlineBootyCall.com – the world’s #1 casual dating site – and finding someone who is equally horny and unattached. With 7 million members in the US, you’re sure to find someone near you, whether your destination is San Diego, Florida, or the lake in your home town. Log in today!

Now go out there and be a champ and make some memories. You’re only young once!